Due to absolutely contrived and unavoidable reasons that could be any conceptual macguffin, it is completely mandatory for you to change your last name.
@NanoRaptor to fit this account's theme, it would have to be Sidewinder as IMHO that's the coolest word ever used in conjunction with a gaming controller, but it'd be shouted over the cacophany of people yelling "Thrustmaster!"
@foone@NanoRaptor I shall combine the two via hyphenation and become Timothy Sidewinder-Thrustmaster, Manette de Jeux and Dark Prince of the Gameport Era
@NanoRaptor that's good to hear!
I changed my name so long ago (12 years!) that I can't remember my runner-up picks. I think "DeBonte" or "de Bonte" was in there?