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yogurtwrong , an Memes in what are you doing step baby daddy?
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PeriodicallyPedantic , an Memes in what are you doing step baby daddy?

What are you doing, step baby daddy??? 😳

AusatKeyboardPremi , an Memes in Introvert tip #42

Where are the rest of the tips? Asking for a friend.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Here's one, set an alarm to go off in the middle of a date, pretend it's a phone call and if the date is going badly "take the call" and say you've got to leave. I could say my roommate has forgot their keys and accidentally locked themselves out for example.

GenderNeutralBro , an Memes in Introvert tip #42

Don't hang up. Instead, enable airplane mode for increased verisimilitude.

khannie ,
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For those like me.....

noun: The quality of appearing to be true or real. synonym: truth.

Context implied it but still....Nice word!

GenderNeutralBro ,

I'm glad you like it! I like how it's made up of three common and easily-identifiable components: it uses the same root as verify meaning true, the same root as similar meaning "like", with tude being a common suffix like -ness. Basically "true-likeness".

https://www.etymonline.com/word/*were-o-
https://www.etymonline.com/word/*sem-#etymonline_v_52581
https://www.etymonline.com/word/-tude#etymonline_v_18793

DucktorZee , an Memes in Introvert tip #42

I would try this and say "I'm about to die" by accident and then spend five minutes explaining the mistake and five days thinking about it. No thanks,.

tupcakes , an Memes in what are you doing step baby daddy?
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Me, gen x, hating all those.

Ascend910 , an Memes in Introvert tip #42

And don't just press the red button. Turn on airplane mode so it says connection timeout instead of call ended.

ciko22i3 , an Memes in ladders
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Communism is a bunch of random people climbing on eachothers back and when one gets to the top he is expected to pull the others up. Which is great if he's a good person but most people aren't.

potpie ,

Unlike capitalism, which is a bunch of random people climbing on eachothers back and when one gets to the top he is not expected to pull the others up.

ikillpplalot ,

But then he's valued more and gets tax breaks if he allows others to make him more money by producing value for him. Then he's a job creator for having ownership of the means of production.

01189998819991197253 , an Memes in man.
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hglman , an Memes in I think that guy was eating the glue

The reason for 12-hour clocks is most cultures worldwide have variable length hours of over a year. For Western times this comes from Greeks who had 12 day and 12 night hours. Early water clocks in antiquity would attempt to make that adjustment automatically.

BenutzterName , an Memes in man.

Not if you add trace amounts of coffee to it.

zephr_c , an Memes in Communist parties are banned in Ukraine BTW.
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I support any country's right to not be conquered by capitalist, imperialist oligarchs whether I like their internal politics or not. I hate it when the US does it, so it would be hypocritical to not hate it when Russia does the same thing.

herrherrmann , an Memes in Please don't scare them!

The red squiggly underlines make me sad.

LaSaucisseMasquee ,

Screenshooting a Word document is utterly disgusting.

nightwatch_admin , an Memes in It's so nice to see them all growing, but this is just the truth, sorry.

go memmy <3

mrginger ,
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Love Memmy. It just works so good.

heero_youi ,

Memmy is literally the reason I opted into the fediverse, such a beautiful UX/UI in this app! It feels like a true successor to Apollo.

MrFloppy , an Memes in It's so nice to see them all growing, but this is just the truth, sorry.
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RunAroundDesertYou ,

Not FOSS

MrFloppy ,
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Decoy321 ,

Free and Open Source Software, for anyone genuinely curious.

simple ,
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Free Open Source Software

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