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Karyoplasma , an Memes in Big scared

Don't push alpha to production, silly.

puppy ,

So alpha males are males who are unrefined and flawed? 🤔

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Beta males must be further along in development, then.

RizzRustbolt ,

Gold males used to be pretty damn good. Now they're just as buggy as the rest, and usually need a few patches on release day.

samus12345 ,
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"A delayed male is eventually good, but a rushed male is forever bad."

HEXN3T , an Memes in Big scared
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Alpha Males 🤝 🌈

ekZepp , an Memes in Big scared
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

The idea that wolf packs are led by a merciless dictator, or alpha wolf, comes from old studies of captive wolves. In the wild, wolf packs are simply families

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-the-alpha-wolf-idea-a-myth/

UltraMagnus0001 ,

Baboons act more like that, you know primates like us.

ekZepp ,
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...There are a range of animal behaviors out there, and just because humans choose to identify with some more than others doesn’t mean we have to.

https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/the-science-of-alpha-males-in-animal-species

EmpathicVagrant , an Memes in When I was young
scrion ,

Yikes. If the second sentence of your ad reads So instead of blaming him [...] she should question herself, we're in for a good time. And that's not even touching the idea that his many neglects can be explained away by what exactly, pussy odor?

Not a doctor here, but I'm being told applying a disinfectant might not be the best idea, although the medical details are by far not the bleakest thing about this ad.

To be fair, before it was promoted like this, it was actually used in Germany to combat Cholera. This dystopian marketing we see here is a US invention.

Fun fact: early Lysol was really poisonous and was used as the suicide poison in the beginning of the 20th century, readily available and all. It was also used for homemade abortions.

INHALE_VEGETABLES , an Memes in When I was young

Lmao there's no way this is real right?

😬

200ok ,

I'm flapergasted

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

I am vaginally losing my mind over it.

TropicalDingdong , an Memes in When I was young

Can we start a gofundme for @Zerush to buy more pixels?

There is enough jpeg artifacts in this one to fill a museum.

ummthatguy ,
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It's dangerous to go alone take this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/56e9cdf0-c15e-45a2-8e39-24c4eabfe831.jpeg

Edit: Based on this original ad featuring Debbie Reynolds

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ffcf4b9b-de2f-4f4f-a7b1-6ad28ce84108.jpeg

TropicalDingdong ,

Oh thank golly. My mimsy feels so much cleaner.

ummthatguy ,
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TropicalDingdong ,
powerofm ,

So it's fake...

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

It's real...

..ly high resolution compared to the OP.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, it's so much sharper that it cut me.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

... wait, what do the remaining 1 out of 10 Hollywood actresses use?

I bet it's kebab based markup.

DeathbringerThoctar ,
taanegl , an Memes in Today is Tomorrow's History.
@taanegl@beehaw.org avatar

Today is yesterday's tomorrow...

taanegl , an Memes in ts moment
@taanegl@beehaw.org avatar

L's in the chat... just not on TeamSpeak.

Skyline969 , an Memes in KreekCraft will never recover from this
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For those of us who have ages in the double digits… who and what?

drolex ,

Lol your 12! Get in your grave grandpa

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

KreekCraft accidentally played a Baldi's Basics song that was highly inappropriate on stream.

"For those of us who have ages in the double digits" You have to be out of your mind to assume someone is underage just because of a stupid silly meme. For your information I am over 20 and harassing people online won't get you anywhere. Besides Kreek is an adult man for God's sake, why do you have to shit on people's interests? It's like saying adults aren't allowed to play ROBLOX because it appeals to children more. KreekCraft literally plays Roblox and he is, like, 27 years old as of April this year.

How about you stop assuming people's age(s) when they make silly memes like this? It will give you a better look...

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

Like, for the love of God, imagine if it was the other way around and I was the one saying YOU were underage for posting something like this. Wouldn't really give me a good look, right? I'm guessing it would hurt your feelings since it is harassment. You definitely would not be happy with someone calling you underage online even though you are clearly an adult?

Then why the fuck are YOU doing that shit? You wouldn't like it if you were the one in this position, so why are you doing this? It's not a good look for you. You can't just assume someone's age! If you do it makes you look like an asshole.

I'm not saying it to be mean, I am saying it because that is how it is. Treat others with the same level of respect as you want and people would share the same amount of respect back. Just appreciate the meme and move on, or don't, continue to act the way you are acting right now, and lose the respect of everyone around you.

You have to give respect to earn it. You didn't, so that's on you.

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

You see how they didn't even TRY to respond? They don't want to hear the truth. So, they ghosted me.

PrivateNoob ,
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It's highly likely that they haven't seen your response. Assuming from myself I usually respond between 5 minutes and 2 days. Give it a day, if they don't respond after that, then that could be treated as ghosting.

ryannathans ,

Ah yes ghosting, when you don't engage with an abusive user on a lemmy thread

Byoomf ,

The irony here is how much you're acting like a child about this.

steal_your_face , (Bearbeitet )
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I didn’t think there was anyone younger than 30 on Lemmy but here we are.

PrivateNoob ,
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I don't think so that Skyline meant their comment as harassment. I take it as a silly comment to a silly meme.

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

It's still not cool regardless if it is a silly comment or not.

Skyline969 ,
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It’s a silly response to a silly meme. If this is how butthurt you get over such an innocuous comment, I highly recommend you touch grass. Soon.

tomi000 ,

Yeah ur not 20 tho...

imnotfromkaliningrad , an Memes in [CW: Death and Blood] The trolley problem USA edition
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

the protagonist will then use this incident to prove that public transportation is dangerous and proceed to bribe the local government into replacing it with a highway.

buttfarts , an Memes in [CW: Death and Blood] The trolley problem USA edition

This is so accurate that I pee blood.

Norodix , an linuxmemes in Whoops

archbtw is a great hostname

m0darn , an Memes in You don't have to use gyroelongation

I love to be pedantic so I'll point out that it had to be 3 equal mutually perpendicular golden ratio rectangles

nexussapphire , an linuxmemes in Whoops

Meh, I use iwd and dhcpcd. It works and it fixes itself from what I've noticed. I can't believe I'm saying this but thanks again Intel for making wifi easy on Linux.

elrik , an Memes in You don't have to use gyroelongation

I do, friend. I do.

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