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jk , vor 9 Tagen an Random Englisch

1990s: enthusiastic schoolteacher voice the computer is a place where anything can happen

2020s: grizzled, world-weary army sergeant voice the computer is a place where anything can happen

jk , vor 21 Tagen an Random Englisch

what's your favorite raspberry pi? please respond by saying "my favorite raspberry pi is..." and then suggest another single board computer that isn't a raspberry pi. im trying to genericize the trademark, you see

jk , vor 28 Tagen an Random Englisch

just got this on youtube completely unprompted, i didn't even click on anything, it just appeared when i loaded the homepage, like "hey, how do we suck today? tell us all about how we suck. be real scathing, we want to hear your views, just please tell us how much of a little piece of shit website we are owo

jk , vor 2 Monaten an Random Englisch

late-90s computer peripherals are all like. appears as a normal 3-button mouse. but the buttons have different icons on them resembling a globe, a star, and an arrow. when you press the left mouse button, instead of clicking, it types the string "www.website" into your computer. pressing the middle button opens the AOL signup page. when you press the right mouse button, it opens up realplayer, and, after 45 seconds of loading, plays a short low-res video of a guy yelling "i'm surfing the web!"