gparker

foone , vor 13 Tagen an Random Englisch

if redbox is going bankrupt, hopefully I can finally get my hands on one of their kiosks.

I want to repurpose it to dispense floppy disks

gparker , vor 13 Tagen

@foone this sounds like a @NanoRaptor image

18+ foone , vor einem Monat an Random Englisch

I finally figured out what's wrong with my dryer!
There's no drum to put the clothes in. This is a rookie mistake, Samsung.

18+ gparker , vor einem Monat

@foone I was lucky, the only thing wrong with mine was a sock in the exhaust fan. Must have run it without the lint trap in place.

foone , vor einem Monat an Random Englisch

So there's always the debate between QWERTY and alphabetical keyboards, but everyone is missing the obvious way to solve this disagreement.

There's no reason the alphabet HAS to be in that order. It's arbitrary, and English would work almost completely the same if the alphabet was in a different order, you know?

So, let's just put the alphabet in QWERTY order!
It'd solve all our problems from Q to M.

gparker , vor einem Monat

@foone fun fact, the order of an alphabet is its most stable property, more constant over time than its members, its glyphs, or its pronunciations.

foone , vor 2 Monaten an Random Englisch

I just saw a job listing for a company doing "home defense using AI and non-lethal deterrence"

The company's name? Sauron.

gparker , vor 2 Monaten

@foone person reading hospital records ASMR

foone , vor 2 Monaten an Random Englisch

I wonder if anyone has proposed a PNG/EXIF extension to let you embed an image description in an image file. It'd live with the image so as you upload it to different sites, the description stays with it

gparker , vor 2 Monaten

@foone Accessibility description, you mean?