f15sim , vor 2 Monaten

@foone That's so on the nose, MINE hurts.

saruwine , vor 2 Monaten

@foone

prettyhuman , vor 2 Monaten

@foone
"Should our logo have a sneaky man twirling his moustache?"
"The eye in the pyramid is too subtle?"

vxo , vor 2 Monaten

@foone that sounds like every one of those sitcom home security systems that eventually tries to kill the family in the basement

miermont , vor 2 Monaten

@foone For their competitors, finding a slogan has never been easier:
"Better safe than Sauron"

dannotdaniel , vor 2 Monaten

@foone orcs climbing the corporate ladder

scottmichaud , vor 2 Monaten

@foone Please tell me they are getting bought by Ring.

sleepy , vor 2 Monaten

@foone is it another Thiel related company, if so that makes three between palantir and anduril.. has that motherfucker read anything but lord of the rings?

Leebenningfield , vor 2 Monaten

@foone They saw a company named "Palantir" and thought it was too subtle.

martin_fff , vor 2 Monaten

@foone ... sure, and I bet it's thiel adjacent

michael_w_busch , vor 2 Monaten

@foone @simonbp The Tolkien Estate's lawyers will be busy.

paddy , vor 2 Monaten

@foone ah yes, Sauron, famous for his security practices successfully keeping intruders out of his home and never having any catastrophic lapses in security

plaidtron3000 , vor 2 Monaten

@foone “a Division of Palantir!”

yildo , vor 2 Monaten

@foone Ooh! Mordor home defense as guarded by the Shelob autonomous agent

I wonder if the Mouth of Sauron has configurable notifications

scolbath , vor 2 Monaten

@foone something something torment nexus... Sigh. Poor JRR.

neffo , vor 2 Monaten

@foone One does not simply walk into my home

npilon , vor 2 Monaten

@foone if we’re lucky they’ll invade and corrupt Palantir 🤔

clairely_player_one , vor 2 Monaten

@foone give me a fucking break ffs

KayOhtie , vor 2 Monaten

@foone Man they're just all trying to one-up now, first Palantir and now this

foone OP , vor 2 Monaten

come on, think about your name just a little, people.

also, even if you don't, think about IF YOU CAN GOOGLE IT

clairely_undaunted , vor 2 Monaten

@foone i’m sure if you ask the Sauron chatbot it will know a lot about Sauron. A friend asked a Claude instance (DDGo’s chatbot) about M3GAN the evil AI movie character and it suggested the makers of Claude probably made M3GAN since they make AIs.

foone OP , vor 2 Monaten (Bearbeitet vor 2 Monaten)

another listing is from a company that says they provide "ambient medical documentation" and I'm really tempted to apply just to find out what the fuck they mean by that

ADisorderlyFashion , vor 2 Monaten

@foone sounds like a HIPAA violation

c0dec0dec0de , vor 2 Monaten

@foone it sounds like a whole new layer of horrible ambience to visiting the hospital. Devices just quietly muttering model numbers and instructions to themselves against a backdrop of cinderblocks painted in muted pastels and scuffed off-white tile.

kelseyfrog , vor 2 Monaten

@foone a nightmare integration between Epic and Ableton

prehnra , vor 2 Monaten

@foone ooh, ooh, i actually know this one: ambient medical documentation is the idea of taking a transcript of the whole conversation you have with your doctor, and using that to prefill the documentation in the EMR

gparker , vor 2 Monaten

@foone person reading hospital records ASMR

urusan , vor 2 Monaten

@foone I worked in medical records years ago and ambient medical documentation is a reasonable, though ambitious goal.

The idea is that doctors and nurses are busy and wouldn't it be nice if their work was self-documenting? Like they do a thing and it's automatically recorded in a useful form. A recording isn't useful, you want a summary.

Similarly you want the record to also be available as part of the environment. Ask a question and the computer answers, or have it interject when appropriate

bug , vor 2 Monaten

@foone oh they definitely know and get off on it