Someone on tumblr asked why 3.5" floppy disks seem so much more friendly (or "pleasant and edible" to use their terminology) than 5.25" floppy disks, so I wrote about it:
"They made sure that the disc still operated if the user fiddled with the clicky thing that goes pyoing, because they understand that it is impossible for actual humans not to fiddle with the clicky thing that goes pyoing".
At least some well written English (by that I mean a non-native speaker can understand it)