Viking_Hippie

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Viking_Hippie , (Bearbeitet ) an Europe in Elon Musk to sue the EU Commission after accusations of X breaching digital rulebook

X Chairmain and CTO Musk

He made himself chief TECHNICAL officer?? 😂

Only technical thing he's ever done is writing a fucking Space Invaders ripoff on the computer daddy's Apartheid emerald money bought him in the 80s!

Viking_Hippie , an linuxmemes in I like C programs for their speed

Probably, but it's much more fun to imagine a cheetah hauling ass at the speed of a modern supercar 😂

Viking_Hippie , an linuxmemes in I like C programs for their speed

Damn, that's a fast ass-cheetah!

What with passenger planes like the one depicted typically going 575-600 mph and the bar only 3 times as long, that dude is sprinting at upto 200mph!

(Link is to classic xkcd comic, not furry porn)

Viking_Hippie , an Memes in But don't say it out loud

First of all: rice doesn't have that kind of agency

Second of all: shooting at a grain of rice in your bowl with an assault rifle is many times more likely to hit you than that specific grain of rice

Third, if that's REALLY the best analogy you could think of, you should just stop the whole "communicating your thoughts to other people" thing. Evidently it's not something you're ever going to get the hang of.

Fourth and finally: a propos of nothing except the fact that I just listened to an episode of My Brother, My Brother, and Me, horses are overrated, and not just by the McElroy brothers.

Viking_Hippie , an Memes in Military top

My girlfriend has a master's degree. She graduated cum loudly.

Viking_Hippie , an Memes in total destruction from mountain to shore

Far be it from me to tell anyone how to live their life, but you should probably get off the table..

Viking_Hippie , an Memes in the evolution

Well I could show you my gun collection but at this point I’m fairly certain that you would just shit yourself in fear.

Typical ammosexual trait: can't distinguish between common sense and cowardice 🙄

Anyway, have fun being unarmed with the state of the world today.

Thanks, I am and so is the vast majority of people in a radius of 1000+ miles from me.

The far right will continue stockpiling weapons

Because ridiculously lax laws and even more lax enforcement allows them to. They're like politicians with bribes in that aspect.

you’ll be knocking on the doors of guys like me if and when they finally decide to use them.

Nah, I think I'll just wait indoors until someone much more emotionally stable deals with it after your Rambo wannabe antics have gotten you killed.

The far right isn’t going to be using their guns against the military or the government. They’re going to be using the guns against us

And why is that? Because of the lack of laws, regulations, and enforcement. Not because wannabe tough guys like you don't have enough penis extenders that go boom.

That’s the thing that you’re not getting, "bud"

Viking_Hippie , an Memes in the evolution

Nope, it categorically isn't. That's a strawman/false dichotomy combo so ridiculous that I doubt you're actually sane enough to be entrusted with any weapon more dangerous than a camping spork.

Viking_Hippie , an Memes in the evolution

What's fucking delusional is thinking that a bunch of civilians armed with handguns and rifles could ever match a modern military should it come to violent revolution or, alternatively, that arming civilians with the kind of weaponry that WOULD do the trick isn't just a recipe for needless slaughter.

Viking_Hippie , an Memes in the evolution

He was right about a lot of things and also wrong about a lot of things. This one falls squarely in the latter category.

Viking_Hippie , an Memes in the evolution

Pavlov would be proud. Amused too, probably 😁

Viking_Hippie , an Memes in the evolution

It's this thing we have in countries with more civilized laws governing death tools.

Viking_Hippie , an Memes in the evolution

Well there's a reason why "bird brain" is an insult..

Viking_Hippie , an Memes in priorities

macOS is pretty bad

Could have just stopped there 🤷

Viking_Hippie , an Europe in Europe’s most liveable cities

Some would make the bold claim that a hot war doesn't make for a very good local vibe..

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