Zombie processes are hilarious. They are the unkillable package delivery person of the Linux system. They have some data that must be delivered before they can die. Before they are allowed to die.
Sometimes just listening to them is all they want. (Strace or redirect their output anywhere.)
Sometimes, the whole village has to burn. (Reboot)
Elon very likely lives in his own bubble with no one around that can disagree.
A millionaire could surround themselves with other millionaires and get a reality check. There are few billionaires and trillionaires, and they are likely surrounded by people that depend on the billionaires for their life's stability.
This is a good argument for taxing billionaires heavily. They should not exist and will be destructive as they loose touch with reality.
Very clever. Post your crime online with a cover story. Very "no officer, it is plastic. I don't know where my neighbor with the loud stereo has gone to."