I mean, Lucifer's fall was most likely directly after Adam was created or before that, so not really sure hookers existed yet either, as the concept of money hadn't blighted our minds yet.
Oh no, I can totally see how insanely funny all this would be from an outside perspective. But I can certainly think of funnier timelines. What if atomic bombs were just huge pies we hit other nations with? Or, or there were clown cars that could fit an entire army in them? Wait, that's actually not funny. Um... What about everyone wearing their underwear on the outside?