andxor , vor einem Monat

@foone they like COBOL more

crazybutable , vor einem Monat

@foone perl: very fun to write, not fun to read

Christopher , vor einem Monat

@foone

Only if the strict pragma is enabled.

mu , vor einem Monat

@foone US v. PHP

DrewNaylor , vor einem Monat

@foone Now Java on the other hand...

ricci , vor einem Monat

@foone first they outlaw C and now this

ospalh , vor einem Monat

@foone
I did find one U.S. v Perl case.

You know, your typical case: One guy decides to shoot out some Soviet diplomats' windows, changes his mind, then just fires some blanks. And the guy who got him the gun goes to court for it, because the FBI made the first guy wear a wire.

https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-perl-2

dryak , vor einem Monat

@foone also, it would be discriminatory against cats (on keyboards).

jack , vor einem Monat

@foone Wrote my first cgi script in Perl, and have been trying to relive that high for over 20 years 😪

shammers , vor einem Monat

@foone I expect the outcome of this case to be universally CPAN'd

k8rgrl , vor einem Monat

@foone let's just wait till befunge v united states lol

foone OP , vor einem Monat

@k8rgrl oh I so want Brainfuck to get involved in a supreme court case.
Or better yet, dickcode, the Brainfuck dialect where all the operators are ascii penises