k8rgrl , vor 27 Tagen

@foone let's just wait till befunge v united states lol

foone OP , vor 27 Tagen

@k8rgrl oh I so want Brainfuck to get involved in a supreme court case.
Or better yet, dickcode, the Brainfuck dialect where all the operators are ascii penises

shammers , vor 27 Tagen

@foone I expect the outcome of this case to be universally CPAN'd

jack , vor 28 Tagen

@foone Wrote my first cgi script in Perl, and have been trying to relive that high for over 20 years 😪

dryak , vor 28 Tagen

@foone also, it would be discriminatory against cats (on keyboards).

ospalh , vor 28 Tagen

@foone
I did find one U.S. v Perl case.

You know, your typical case: One guy decides to shoot out some Soviet diplomats' windows, changes his mind, then just fires some blanks. And the guy who got him the gun goes to court for it, because the FBI made the first guy wear a wire.

https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-perl-2

ricci , vor 28 Tagen

@foone first they outlaw C and now this

DrewNaylor , vor 28 Tagen

@foone Now Java on the other hand...

mu , vor 28 Tagen

@foone US v. PHP

Christopher , vor 28 Tagen

@foone

Only if the strict pragma is enabled.

crazybutable , vor 28 Tagen

@foone perl: very fun to write, not fun to read

andxor , vor 28 Tagen

@foone they like COBOL more