foone , Englisch
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Based on this idea:
https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/112572811010797144

How about an email client that uses Glide, the 3DFX 3d rendering library?
Specifically targeting the voodoo 2. (I know it's PCI, but there are PCI->PCIe adapters).

The OS can't screenshot it because the OS has no idea what pixels are there!

trevorlongino ,
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@foone this is both genius and insane.

I'm not smart enough to pull this off so I'm just opting to go with "never upgrade past Windows 10 ever" instead.

dannotdaniel ,
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@foone

Good
Luck
Indexing
Dis
Email

dannotdaniel ,
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@foone my RTX 3070 should be able to handle this "e mail" that you speak of

crashglasshouses ,
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@foone

once again, computers only need more resources because of grifters. it started with spam, and now here we are with this crap.

foone OP ,
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@crashglasshouses yeah. apparently Microsoft thinks hard drive space grows on trees, too

foone OP ,
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minor downsides:

  1. can't use standard GUI elements. gotta redesign it from the ground up based on 3D primitives.
    2.gotta be fullscreen and 16bit color
  2. output quality is only VGA, and I think it maxes out at 800x600
foone OP ,
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on the plus side, it's physically impossible for any AI bullshit to screenshot it, unless you accidentally attach a VGA capture device or point a camera at the monitor

foone OP ,
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or if windows 11 knows how to call grLfbLock(). but I don't think it does

darkling ,
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@foone My experience so far is that Windows 11 doesn't know how to do anything that you actually want.

thomasjwebb ,
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@foone I want my computer to only communicate to me via morse code using the speaker on the motherboard.

foone OP ,
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@thomasjwebb or make it work using the lights on your keyboard, pull off the Cryptonomicon exfiltration

darkling ,
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@foone I'm now imagining something that embeds a colony of Langford Parrots in the image that crashes all known video cameras...

j ,
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@foone or a smart speaker hears your crt sweeping

arrjay ,
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@foone yes, but think how easy it's gonna be to present VRML emails in this thing

foone OP ,
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@arrjay my god, yes!

I'm surprised Meta hasn't reinvented VR-Mail yet

indigoparadox ,
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@foone @arrjay VR-MaiL

vjon ,
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@foone Ad 1.: Isn't this what Dear Imgui does, just with OpenGL instead of Glide? Or am I mistaken?

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