malcircuit , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity That is the most unhinged and hilarious shit I've ever seen all day 😂

biffbiffbiff , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity that's enough internet for today...

threatresearch , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity I still prefer the earnest Clippy reboot from last year's Blue Hat.

mark , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity Interestingly, it looks like it hit Microsoft Hub (https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/word/ok-if-clippy-was-pregnant-i-think-it-would-look-like-this/m-p/2062701) and was picked up by a Vice story (https://www.vice.com/en/article/xyj55a/microsoft-clippy-creator-interview-kevin-atteberry).

... so it looks like Google decided those were relevant data sources on the topic and therefore this image was canonically representative.

bigtor , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity Can only partially confirm

faoluin , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity Thanks I hate it

jackemled , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity Please add content warnings & alt text.

patcanfield , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity I thought he was dead.

Furball , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity @EppyNWS How is Clippy formed?

CharlotteEowyn , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity this is DAMNED omfg.

Gods of faerun save me

JoscelynTransient , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity why...why is this a thing? The internet was a REALLY bad idea. Time to shut it down everyone....and thanks for somehow putting all new forms of disturbing images in my head 💀

ceremus , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity

David Rose Schitts Creek GIF "I don't want ANY of that"

mfraz74 , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity That's Clifford https://youtu.be/D-tSd36MC2E

simonzerafa , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity

Music video appearance 🙂

https://youtu.be/b4taIpALfAo

gavinisdie , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity

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xan , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity the responses are just,,, amazing

cameronbosch , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity 🤢🤮

medusaskirt , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity I had to see for myself if this was real, and I recorded me looking it up... and yep, confirmed that's real result of searching for "clippy" on Google as of the 27th of May, 2024 at around 2:30pm EST lol x_x

video/mp4

jernej__s , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity

mizah , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity Omg it actually gets returned for me when I search it...

pecet , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity this is why I’m paying for Kagi. Oh wait…

sauceworks , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity delighted to have been able to do this before they catch on and tweak the results

anthropy , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity she put on some paperweight

GossiTheDog , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity I have so many questions

SwiftOnSecurity OP , vor einem Monat

Someone found the clussy 😖💦📎

macberg , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity Omg not Rule 34 on this..!!

eggg , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity 10 more psychic damage taken. thanks as always.

un_ouragan , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity what the hell

lousyhat , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity extremely funny and incredibly cursed

Hotdog , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity This is not it.

vascorsd , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity I'm laughing too much to this comment 🤣

SwiftOnSecurity OP , vor einem Monat

Look what they did to my boy Clippy. They made him submissive and breedable.

gary_alderson , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity you could have been a contender

rye , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity this is cursed.

simonoid , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity this morning certainly has been a cursed time to scroll mastodon. 😩

yildo , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity They've pounded Clippy's meat guacamole!

natcat , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity :blobcatthinkingglare:

dannotdaniel , vor einem Monat

@SwiftOnSecurity we reached out to Clippy for comment

"CLIPPY KAY-YAY"

synth3tk , vor 26 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity Someone needs to revoke your internet rights.