Dude collected all three strikes below the ankle ( sh.itjust.works )

synae , vor 2 Monaten

Crocs'n'socks!

variants , vor 2 Monaten

Do people wear croncs without socks?

steal_your_face , vor 2 Monaten

Yes exclusively

southsamurai , vor 2 Monaten

Only in the house when it isn't for long

notsure , vor 2 Monaten

I feel 2/3 attacked...

andrew , vor 2 Monaten

At least you know better than socks with sandals!

agentshags , vor 2 Monaten

We don't know which 2/3 though..

IndianaJones , vor 2 Monaten

Why are you not wearing crocs?

dumbass , vor 2 Monaten

I see 6

TheDarksteel94 , vor 2 Monaten

Is "going outside" one of them?

RagnarokOnline , vor 2 Monaten

Sport-mode. This man is dangerous, indeed

don , vor 2 Monaten

Dude got socks in crocs with locks

blackstampede , vor 2 Monaten

I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them, sam-I-am.

southsamurai , vor 2 Monaten

Nah, this is living right.

Dude is wearing comfortable shoes that have one functional flaw: they're rubber and they chafe.

Socks= foot bliss in crocs, assuming the right size.

The tracker is a sign that someone fucked up, yeah. But it means they didn't fuck up so bad that they need to be away from the rest of us. Everybody fucks up, we just don't all get caught.

driving_crooner , vor 2 Monaten

Don't ask him where he was on January 6 2021.