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joyjoy , in The only thing this story misses is an eagle somewhere

The story implies she shot herself. Fat kills.

Eheran ,

Indeed. What is up with that?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

The person you are most likely to kill with your guns is yourself.

SkyezOpen ,

Not if I kill that bastard first!

balderdash9 ,
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Shit, had to delete my comment because you posted this first. Fucking hell
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/d57c858f-d5f3-4679-b52b-56fabeda8517.webp

balderdash9 ,
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Gun's dont kill people. Sentient fat rolls kill people. Stay away from food kids

WaltJRimmer , in Dealbreaker or no?
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She didn't just think she was a witch, which I was mostly OK with because religions are weird and stuff, so I thought as long as it doesn't reach the realm of life-affecting problems, it's a non-issue.

She also believed she had friends who were werewolves, she could do magic, the date of your birth determined your personality, because a planet was in retrograde good things were about to happen, vampires started the Red Cross so they could always have access to blood, and, oh yeah, along with her two mortal parents she also had an incubus second father and that she was half-demon and that's why she liked sex when she wasn't supposed to.

That... That girl needed some serious help, but claimed that she was well-adjusted and fit to help other people instead. Because, of course, she was also an empath...

Edit: I want to make something clear that it suddenly struck me I haven't; with all this craziness that she believed, that young woman had her life a hell of a lot more together than I did or do. She graduated university while I flunked out, she found a job while I'm being rejected every time that I apply, she found a low-rent apartment to live in while I'm still living with my folks. Don't get me wrong, girl had some trauma and had some problems. But she was contributing to society while I'm fucking around on the internet because I can't seem to make anything of myself.

Hemi03 ,

She downloaded Tiktok into her brain. Big mistake.

Telorand ,
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She fell prey to one of the classic blunders.

DrWeevilJammer ,
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Never go in against the Red Cross when blood is on the line?

icepuncher69 ,

What was she of you? Classmate? Friend or what?

WaltJRimmer ,
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Started out as co-workers in a university work-study job, had a short relationship.

rockSlayer , in Freedom units 💯

For the other Americans that came into the thread hoping to see a conversion:

  • 10c = 50f
  • 30c = 86f

Edit: I'd like to note that 10c is a very reasonable temperature for shorts. I'm a Minnesotan (basically Canada lite (please annex us)), people start raising eyebrows at around 0C

lowleveldata ,

F = C * 1.8 + 32

Just want to leave this here

WarmSoda ,

Oh come on. Now you expect us to learn math too??

Milk_SDF_Possum , in Everything I don’t like is Socialist
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I guess that book would be written by someone who calls everyone who they disagree with a "right-wing extremist".

masquenox ,

There is such a thing as a "non-extremist" right-winger?

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
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No, they're all violently discussing things, terribly defending your rights of saying your mind and defending more of those horrible things like stable families, no concentration of power and you having the control of your money instead of giving it all to the government in taxes. Meanwhile leftists are peacefully burning stuff, lovely degrading others' properties and making those magical explicit parades in public.
No, only lefties are good. Right bad.

Crow , in Love my bugs like I like my ..
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It wouldn’t be weird to land bugs if they had that tasty meat crustaceans do. I’m big for alternative sources of protein like bugs, but the fact is they taste like shit.

vsis ,
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chinese proverb: everything is tasty if you fry it enough.

appel , in Everything I don’t like is Socialist

Whenever someone calls something "socialist", ask them to explain socialism to you and watch their argument fold like a wet blanket. They usually have no idea. In fact, many would love a healthy dose of Northern European socialism in their lives, as long as you call it "Owningthelibism" or something.

This is why we can't have nice things.

AntiOutsideAktion ,
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Capitalism with social programs is better than without, but that's not socialism. It's just not neoliberalism.

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
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What makes countries where the State has high power fail then?

masquenox ,

Not socialism.

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
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Concentration of power with those "social services", making people pay higher taxes many times for unfair reasons. Socialism has all the power on the State with no or little room for individuals themselves to make their businesses and companies, companies that'll thrive will be friends with the king and create a monopoly in that country. Putting everything in the hands of the State is a recipe of disaster.

christiansocialist ,

Socialism has all the power on the State with no or little room for individuals themselves to make their businesses and companies, companies that'll thrive will be friends with the king and create a monopoly in that country.

China has tons of small and big businesses and it's still socialist.

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
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Chinese companies are basically extensions of the government.

OutOfIdeas ,
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Most corperations are, in any country.

rubythulhu , in Doom can run on anything
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there are 8 logic gates in a byte

uh. no? a logic gate isn’t a bit. you can store a single bit with a pair of not gates to make a flip flop, but the core logic here is flawed

eltimablo ,

Right? Even if it weren't, this only calculates how many crabs it would take to store Doom, not run it.

Filthmontane , in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

Capitalism is not "when you have markets." I totally agree that it's important to have well regulated markets. But capitalism perverts democracy with bribery and lobbying. Democratic Socialism is when you have a democratic government and a democratic economy.

masquenox ,

There's only one kind of democratic economy and we already have a word for it - it's socialism. If the means of production isn't owned by the workers it's not democratic. It's not socialist.

American_Badass , in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

I know Hexbear skews very, very liberal. I haven't spent much time in other lemmy places.

NaibofTabr ,

Hexbear also has a large number of Putin and CCP apologists. Authoritarian bootlicking isn't liberalism.

tripartitegraph ,
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if supporting a project that lifts 800M out of extreme poverty is wrong, I don't wanna be right xigma-male

NaibofTabr ,

Pushing Native Americans onto reservations lifted a lot of European immigrants out of poverty.

Burning fossil fuels lifted entire nations out of poverty.

Campaigns against the barbarians lifted many Romans out of poverty.

If you think this "lift" is some example of public good in action that hasn't come at the cost of exploitation, you're delusional.

Krause ,
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China lifted 800 million people out of poverty by building healthcare, transport, housing, jobs, education and food security? Heh, but what about that time European settlers got richer by genociding Native Americans? Technically that was "poverty reduction" too, commie smuglord

NotNKVD , in See, communism doesn’t work
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Aight, popcorn in hand, hazmat on, entering the comments.

Zaros ,
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How are you going to eat the popcorn with the suit on?

Oha ,
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magic

xavier666 , in i may not know much
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Sorry for being a stick in the mud but isn't the sentence incomplete?

MothBookkeeper ,

"I may not know much."

That is a complete sentence.

nik282000 , in Peer reviewed
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sigh

In industry there is something called "multi-phase flow" where you have a pipe that contains a mix of two or more states of matter like steam and liquid water, water and trash, sand and air. Handling multi-phase flows can be a real pain because you need to separate them but you don't always know how much of each phase is present and they may be very well mixed. In steam pipes, separators are used to remove any liquid water from the gas flow, in flows with solid components filters or screens can be used to allow fluids to pass but in all cases there are complex parts or consumables.

And so the butthole is an absolute marvel of engineering, with only a single moving part it can separate a multi-phase flow into it's constituent parts regardless of it's orientation in space (most of the time).

SimpleMachine ,

It's this kind of post right here why I will never be able to give up this particular type of social media.

nik282000 ,
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It's one of my inappropriate set pieces. When I run into particularly uppity engineers who want to use 10 sensors and 5 motors to open a door, I give them the butthole monologue to point out that physical complexity != functionality.

mindbleach , in Delete it.

What the fuck did Elon buy, at this point?

He fired the employees.

He threw out the code.

He yanked plugs on the physical servers.

He forgot to pay for the virtual servers.

He started rent protest for the office space.

He deleted the brand the way Malcolm X deleted his surname.

If he'd just started a Twitter competitor, with blackjack and doxxing, the only difference would be that Twitter was a bit quieter.

If he'd bought Twitter, the hellsite, and then burned it to the ground as a weird flex, the only difference would be slightly more people using Mastodon.

And in both cases nobody would know he's a complete crybaby. We'd just harbor strong suspicions.

Kalothar ,

Basically Elon wants to clone WeChat, Chinas all in one app. He could have started from scratch and had an uphill battle with Twitter as the largest competing company or do this instead.

His PR was already getting shitty before buying Twitter, so he pivoted with his rich boy money like always.

He purchased it , destroying it as a competitor for his X website. He gave X recognition immediately as a platform, and hoping that he retains the partial user base of Twitter as the initial backbone for the app he wanted to build in the first place.

Because that’s what fascists do, delete competition

MisterFrog ,
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That's not facism, that's just regular ol' capitalism 👍

wiewiorek2137 , in ich🇩🇪iel

I'm non-german speaker. I saw lots of these "ich [emoji] iel" memes.
What does it mean?

gratux ,
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Ich_Im Echten Leben

A very literal translation of me_irl. Most memes are just regular english memes, literally translated without any regard for gramatical correctness.

ivereadalltheory , in Lemmy since the reddit collapse
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Tankies when you don't want your country to fall into fascism.

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