Klicnik ,
@Klicnik@sh.itjust.works avatar

Introducing TeslOS! The world's first full self-driving OS for desktops!

jnk ,

This announcement would be a week after CryptOS imploded beautifully

NABDad ,

The nice thing about Linux is, he can't buy it and fuck it up.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

He can still fuck up the community.

NABDad ,

How?

Djtecha ,

He'll claim he invented it

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, he at least invented X11...

bdonvr ,

Popularize among his follower base and make it cringe to use Linux

MystikIncarnate ,

Let me put it to you this way.

Elon Musk fanboys, now running arch.

Just.... Let that simmer for a minute.

barsquid ,

Anyone smart enough to run Arch is smart enough to recognize Elon is an imbecile.

cori ,

As a complete idiot who uses arch on her main PC, I can attest that you don't have to be particularly smart to use it.

GoodEye8 ,

But do you recognize Musk as an imbecile? If you do you're smarter than you think.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Take it from me, people who openly say they're idiots usually aren't. Socrates: I now know I know nothing.

olutukko ,

you literally have to run installation script or follow instructions from arch wiki. slap some de to it and you're good. doesn't take a smart person to do.

to properly maintain it for longer periods forever though, takes some more skill.

Jayjader ,

Maybe nowadays, with Elon's imbecility so publicly visible.

I've run Arch for close to 10 years, and was pretty jazzed by Musk in the early days of his presiding over Tesla and Space X. Then again, I was barely an adult at the time, and I hadn't yet come across the first reports of terrible working conditions and his overall shittyness as a manager/exec.

rwhitisissle ,

A lot of people forget how overwhelmingly, insanely popular Musk was with way too online nerds. He was reddit's golden child for years. Part of this is that whenever Disney started releasing the Marvel movies, beginning with Iron Man, Musk was front and center as the core inspiration for Tony Stark (yes, I'm serious, the director and Robert Downey Jr. basically went on record as saying as much) and he fucking milked that shit. It's also important to understand that for a time he was seen as a forward looking entrepreneur whose business was "going to help save the planet by making electric cars so popular that every car manufacturer would switch to electric vehicle production to keep up." If Musk was a genius at one thing, it was manipulating public perception of himself and his enterprises. It took years of him being a thin-skinned weirdo and massive corporate tool to undo the amount of positive sentiment he'd built for himself and Tesla.

zbyte64 ,

NixOs has entered the chat

moon ,

You say that, but I'll be more than willing to try and sell him a copy of the source code.

AeonFelis ,

For extra irony, sell him an NFT to the source code.

macrocephalic ,

Just like chromium is safe from Google?

accideath ,

Chromium was, however, a Google product from the very beginning that Google open-sourced themselves. Linux is too big with too many non-profit and for-profit companies and tons of independent individuals participating in its development for one person or company to control it outright.

I mean, sure, for profit companies like Red Hat, SUSE, Canonical do have some influence but not so much that you can’t ignore their contributions if you don’t like them.

For example, some ubuntu based distros (i.e Mint) circumvent snap from being installed the ubuntu way (without asking) because it goes against their philosophy. And if that’s still too much Ubuntu for you, there’s a Debian Edition of mint. And if that’s still too same-y for you, there are dozens of other distros based on slackware, rhel/fedora, arch, Gentoo, etc. There even are Linux distros without GNU.

So, unless Muskiboy buys Linus Torvalds, I think the Linux community could easily ignore him building his own xOS.

Matombo ,

Elon musk anonces X OS, wait ...

milicent_bystandr ,

Based on BS Distro

MataVatnik ,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, he may actually try this

pantyhosewimp ,

The founder of Amazon is buying the discontinued OS made by Jean-Louis Gassée and porting it to IBM mainframe platform. He’s going to name it BezOS.

Required reading to get this joke:

NutWrench ,
@NutWrench@lemmy.world avatar

Every once in a while, a squirrel finds a nut. This doesn't make Musk some kind of Urskek philosopher -sage.

Deckweiss ,

inbefore Musk-OS

j4k3 ,
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

forks Hannah Montana

captainlezbian ,

Creates Tesla Texas linux

Undearius ,
@Undearius@lemmy.ca avatar

Linusk

labsin ,

My money is on MusX

GregorGizeh ,

XOS

InternationalKnee69 ,

OS X

Wait a second...

goferking0 ,

That's just him blatantly copying or rebranding windows

olutukko ,

or musX

cupcakezealot ,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

he makes everything seem less cool.

geography082 ,

I like Elon musk (bring me your down votes).He may be billionaire or drag queen or whatever but he does what he wants even beyond loosing everything, he doesn’t give a fuck . Somehow he is authentic. Other billionaires are like rats fearing not loosing a single penny . Electric cars? I love them. Rockets , I played with them when I was kid. A shitty truck ? Yeah I will do it. Buying shit twitter and make my own, yeah why not. I know there are people and countries that are struggling to get food and this guy is doing that, but considering the shitload of extreme and irrational capitalism, have to highlight at least this.

randint ,
@randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

I have a disdain for Elon but I want to thank you for saying that you do like him. Makes this place less of an echo chamber.

madcaesar ,

All the childish stuff he does aside, if that wasn't enough, my problem with him is that he's actively promoting fascist and undermining the working class.

This mother fucker has all the money in the world and he's not content to do the kid dream stuff you describe, he's actively helping fascist spread misinformation and is actively fighting against good wages and conditions for the working class.

So yea, fuck Elon and pretty much all of the rest of the billionaires.

Humorless4483 ,

Being on the right side of the political spectrum doesn’t mean you’re fascist just like being on the left side doesn’t mean you’re communist.

cows_are_underrated ,

This is true, but Elon is actively helping facism. He actively supports fascism. Why did he compared a Jewish Billionaire to some Jewish comic villain? Why does he Actively support the AfD(German extreme Right wing party(that wants to deportate "foreigners" to some African state))? There are more examples, but this are the two I immediately thougjt of.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Big example- the "free speech absolutist" does any sort of censorship and banning Modi's fascist Indian government requests.

sinedpick ,

I guess good on you for not having the will to analyze anything beyond the surface level?

cows_are_underrated ,

Even tho I hate Elon I have to agree with you. He literally doesn't care about anything. Ia that good for him? No.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He may be billionaire or drag queen or whatever

You left out bigot and fascist.

Is it because there's no "may" about it?

captainlezbian ,

Yeah if he was a cartoon character I’d be down with him, but he’s a cartoon villain

BearOfaTime ,

Hahaha haha, right, right, hahahaha

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Actually, it's true, google it.

ColdWater ,
@ColdWater@lemmy.ca avatar

Time to switch to BSD /s

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Actually, I have been leaning towards BSD for the past year or so, so it might not be such a bad idea.

DriftinGrifter ,

which bsd?

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

NetBSD most likely, it supports the arches I'm after.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

oh look, its the same time as that stopped clock.

Cosmos7349 ,
29.2 tweets a day?

At a rate of 10,658 tweets a year, I'd hope he tweets at least one useful thing

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

I’d hope he tweets at least one useful thing

Nope.

psmgx ,

Last year's winner was Amber Heard in Overwatch cosplay

helenslunch ,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Tesla board member and close Musk confidant Antonio Gracias once took Musk's phone away to prevent him from tweeting late into the night, Isaacson said during a Twitter Spaces event on Wednesday.

"At one point when Elon was firing off tweets without filtering them in the least, they were on a trip and Antonio took his iPhone — Elon's iPhone — and locked it in the hotel safe with Antonio punching in the code so that Elon couldn't get up at 3 a.m. and start tweeting again," Isaacson said, describing Gracias as "one of Elon's closest friends."

Musk later got hotel security to open the safe at around 3 a.m. so he could start tweeting again, Isaacson said.

The biographer added that Musk is "almost addicted to the drama that comes with Twitter" and sees owning Twitter as a way he can be "king of the playground."

"It's something he loves — loves almost to the point of compulsion," Isaacson said, adding that some of his friends, including his brother Kimbal Musk, attempted to convince him not to buy Twitter.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/tesla-board-member-once-locked-172209587.html

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

29.2 tweets a day?

The brilliant businessman is clearly hard at work.

HexesofVexes ,

Quick, someone pretend to be "the Linux company" and convince him to buy it!

kionite231 ,

Noo, I don't want Linux to be sold to Elon...

LordAmplifier , (Bearbeitet )

As the CEO of Linux, I've had long and intense discussions with Mr Musk about the future of the company if he were to buy it, and I have come to the conclusion that he is a very good and smart businessman. There is no doubt on my mind that our company will thrive under his competent leadership. The Linux Corporation(TM) is therefore proud to announce that we have decided to accept his gracious offer of 69 billion US dollars, payable in $100 Google Play gift cards.

HexesofVexes ,

You forgot to tell them that our head office is...

300 Funston Ave, San Francisco, CA 94118

...and all the play cards should be sent there!

MenacingPerson ,

But they're playing pretend

MenacingPerson ,

There's a saying about broken clocks

CaptDust ,

Sorry Elon you, specifically, have to go to space before getting involved in Linux. It's the Shuttleworth law.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c14a2d35-4410-4699-af88-238790201552.jpeg

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The Space Shuttleworth law?

Mandy ,

Even the most garbage subhuman person in the wold can sometimes make a good point

As much as we may hate it

LaterRedditor ,

Careful Linus. This guy may start claiming he is a confounder of Linux any moment now.

Starayo ,

Musk certainly is confounding.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

What? You didn't know he was Linus's right hand man back the?

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