isolatedscotch ,

IRL enderman farm

Cosmicomical ,

Aww, so funny. Lemmy ha 2% posts by linux enthusiasts and 98% posts trying to make fun of linux enthusiasts. It stopped being fun months ago.

PotatoesFall ,

I think many of these jokes are made by linux fans to make fun of ourselves lol

Huschke ,

The humans have to be born, raised, fed and the panel clearly says solar energy for the speaker. None of this is perpetual.

VinesNFluff OP ,
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... And perpetual energy is actually impossible and maybe that's the point because the post is a joke.

HKayn ,
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"I wish Windows would let me perpetually birth, raise and feed humans"

Diplomjodler3 ,

A single Arch user can generate enough energy to power a family home for a day. Just tell them the latest update to grdfrgl-upflmupfl-lib.tar.gz just dropped and they have to register on the hill to download it.

abcd ,

Hello! Here is your random engineer: You have to connect both trap doors to the same side of the turbine. Otherwise your generator has a great chance to get blocked by users.

Otherwise the concept looks good. If we find a way to get the Linux guys out and make them able to walk a slight incline without collapsing this should work.

chumbalumber ,

Tbh any turbine likely has the potential to be blocked, if two come along at once, making one become trapped between the turbine blade and the wall.

For maximal efficiency, I would suggest a spring-loaded ring of rollers inside a solid metal ring, conforming to the shape of passing Linux users. The dynamos would need to be calibrated such that the stiction of passing users is enough to slow their fall to match the current flow rate of entering users (n.b. is this doable? If not may need to use the spring pressure for this) to ensure maximal energy extraction for available user flow.

Tartas1995 ,

I think the biggest flaw is the name.

energy would be used by the Linux guys. That energy is probably equal or less than what the turbine produces. That makes it not a perpetual motion machine. It is free energy for the owner though as long as the speakers don't consume too much energy as the Linux guys will come and for free to no cost of the owner

TigrisMorte ,

A: that isn't what perpetual means.
B: are you really bitching about informed people providing you sound advise on how to solve your issue? wow.

VinesNFluff OP ,
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It's a joke, mate

I'd be among the people climbing the hill probably.

yamapikariya ,
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Finally an energy source that isn't just steam

devfuuu ,

Steam?
Absolutely proprietary!

confusedwiseman ,

But steam does work on Linux!!!

redcalcium ,

You made one critical error in this perpetual energy machine plan: linux users don't go outside.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I do, because I also avoid using Amazon as much as possible

It sucks

Cqrd ,

Amazon or going outside?

Zacryon ,

Yes.

tetris11 ,
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(oh I don't think he heard...) Amazon or going outside?

VinesNFluff OP ,
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I go outside mostly to acquire necessities. Like the other chap I refuse to use Amazon. Plus I live in an area where most essential shops are within walking distance.

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