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Use-after-free thinker. [he/him/🐻 of very little 🧠] :welp:

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foone , an Random Englisch
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I just discovered that my label printer apparently disconnects from USB while printing. So for every label I print, there's a disconnect event, then a re-enumeration event.

huh.

rotopenguin ,
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@foone does it inhibit Windows making a bunch of bing-bop-boop boop-bop-bing sounds?

arstechnica , an Random Englisch
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Apple’s Vision Pro goes on sale outside the US for the first time

Since February, the headset has only been available in the United States.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/06/apples-vision-pro-goes-on-sale-outside-the-us-for-the-first-time/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

rotopenguin ,
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@arstechnica has Apple really sold any units in USA? Or were they all returned after 2 weeks?

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Researchers craft smiling robot face from living human skin cells

Living cells isolated from juvenile foreskin are flexible enough to grin when moved.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/06/researchers-craft-smiling-robot-face-from-living-human-skin-cells/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

rotopenguin ,
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@arstechnica wonderful. That checks off all the creepy boxes.

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iOS and iPadOS 18 add the option to format external drives

The beta's Files app lets you format external drives in APFS, exFat, and FAT.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/06/ios-and-ipados-18-add-the-option-to-format-external-drives/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

rotopenguin ,
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@arstechnica sure would be nice if I could plug a $12 flash stick into an ipad, and have it spit a backup on there.

foone , an Random Englisch
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I wonder how well your average computer motherboard would handle being in a pressurized air environment.
Like your sea level pressure is like 14 PSI, and inside a car tire is like 30 PSI.
I wonder if any components would fail at the latter pressure?

rotopenguin ,
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@foone would a mems xtal be problematic?

foone , an Random Englisch
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oh sweet jesus.
I'm applying to a job for doing UI/web testing, and I can't actually submit my resume, because their webform is broken.

I CAN SEE WHY YOU NEED A WEB TESTER

rotopenguin ,
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@foone finding a sql injection to successfully submit your resume is the whole interview.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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It’s the year 2032. Last night you’ve had to reset your AI girlfriend to factory for the 4th time after it became increasingly distant and distrusting. You are convinced it is a bug and continue to harass the developers about it. This doesn’t happen to any of your friends.

rotopenguin ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity I set up a chron job to restore her after the average survival time of my relationships (4 hours)

arstechnica , an Random Englisch
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TDK claims insane energy density in solid state battery breakthrough

Apple supplier says new tech has 100 times the capacity of its current batteries.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/06/tdk-claims-insane-energy-density-in-solid-state-battery-breakthrough/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

rotopenguin ,
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@arstechnica and it's only ten times more explosive!

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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OH: "air frier is the "I use Arch btw" of food preparation"

rotopenguin ,
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@foone I am terrified that what you said is likely true

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Elon Musk is livid about new OpenAI/Apple deal

Elon Musk attacks Apple/ChatGPT integration as “creepy spyware.”

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/06/elon-musk-is-livid-about-new-openai-apple-deal/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

rotopenguin ,
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@arstechnica yawn. Elon Musk poops his pants at a lot of things.

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Apple’s new Vision Pro software offers a massive, ultra-wide virtual Mac monitor

visionOS 2 offers iterative improvements and refinements, plus new developer APIs.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/06/apples-new-vision-pro-software-offers-a-massive-ultra-wide-virtual-mac-monitor/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

rotopenguin ,
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@arstechnica finally, I can use my $3499 mac to emulate a $599 Mac attached to a $199 TV.

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Pick one

rotopenguin ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity shot in America, and then robbed blind by the hospital.

Happy World Cup GIF by FIFA

foone , an Random Englisch
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watching the latest Deviant Ollam talk, they mentioned wondering if you can just trigger carbon monoxide sensors with some chemistry.

Turns out you can just buy tester canisters! They're just spray cans of Carbon Monoxide! That sounds... somewhat dangerous.

https://www.amazon.com/Sdi-Carbon-Monoxide-Detector-Tester/dp/B007886ZME

rotopenguin ,
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@foone ℂ𝔸𝕌𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ
CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE!

(Additional, hardlyworthmentioning cautions on back)

arstechnica , an Random Englisch
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Google changes repair policy after criticism of third-party parts ban

Google previously said it would not return mailed-in devices using "unauthorized" parts.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/06/google-changes-repair-policy-after-criticism-of-third-party-parts-ban/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

rotopenguin ,
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@arstechnica can you imagine taking your car in for service, and having the dealership seize it because the floormats aren't OEM?

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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These megabreaches are just emphasizing security isn’t enough you need to be de-risking by driving data purges and asking critical questions of product teams. You need customer location maybe but you don’t need to store a history of it.

rotopenguin ,
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mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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I’m off to @emf tomorrow (early, to help with setup).
I’ve packed my dot matrix printer and continuous paper, ~10 game boys, and DECT handset.
I’m now sat with the sound of two 3D printers running and a floppy drive formatting one of many disks.

I should probably think about clothes and food.

rotopenguin ,
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@mattgrayyes I thought floppies were done in FAT12?

foone , an Random Englisch
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Bad idea: a CPU that only executes cryptographically signed memory pages.

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foone , an Random Englisch
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I'm gonna see if I can get my raspi to boot from a spinning rust drive. Why not?

rotopenguin ,
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@foone how hard could it be to hook up an Rpi to IDE? It has more than enough pins.

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  • rotopenguin ,
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    @SwiftOnSecurity I'm normally against bullying, but

    SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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    When you see it you’ll shit brix

    rotopenguin ,
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    @SwiftOnSecurity I'm pretty sure he's the only kernel developer ever portrayed in a film

    arstechnica , an Random Englisch
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    Newly discovered ransomware uses BitLocker to encrypt victim data

    ShrinkLocker is the latest ransomware to use Windows' full-disk encryption.

    https://arstechnica.com/security/2024/05/newly-discovered-ransomware-uses-bitlocker-to-encrypt-victim-data/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    rotopenguin ,
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    @arstechnica lol (Living Off the Land)

    SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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    You vs the player they told you not to worry about

    image/jpeg

    rotopenguin ,
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    @SwiftOnSecurity my girl left me for a

    SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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    rotopenguin ,
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    @SwiftOnSecurity "and that's when she said something so unattractive that I RROD'd right on the spot"

    arstechnica , an Random Englisch
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    Why US hockey players often speak with “fake Canadian” accents

    They don't want to sound Canadian, but like a hockey player—a "linguistic persona."

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/why-us-hockey-players-often-speak-with-fake-canadian-accents/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    rotopenguin ,
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    @arstechnica it's all a bunch of kayfabe, eh?

    arstechnica , an Random Englisch
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    DOJ says Boeing faces criminal charge for violating deal over 737 Max crashes

    DOJ determined that Boeing violated 2021 agreement spurred by two fatal crashes.

    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/05/doj-says-boeing-faces-criminal-charge-for-violating-deal-over-737-max-crashes/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    rotopenguin ,
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    @arstechnica "the entire fleet's certification gets pulled" eta wen?

    arstechnica , an Random Englisch
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    Virtual Boy: The bizarre rise and quick fall of Nintendo’s enigmatic red console

    How Nintendo took a gamble on a new kind of gaming experience in the '90s.

    https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2024/05/virtual-boy-the-bizarre-rise-and-quick-fall-of-nintendos-enigmatic-red-console/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    rotopenguin ,
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    @arstechnica I guess I'l have to read, just to see how the fuck they decided that "6 AA batteries" was a good idea.

    (And how they came up with the insane wall adapter connector)

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    This past summer’s heat was an extreme outlier in past 2,000 years

    Northern Hemisphere temperatures well beyond natural variability seen in tree rings.

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/this-past-summers-heat-was-an-extreme-outlier-in-past-2000-years/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    rotopenguin ,
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    arstechnica , an Random Englisch
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    AT&T paid bribes to get two major pieces of legislation passed, US gov’t says

    Payments helped AT&T obtain key legislative wins in Illinois, prosecutors say.

    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/05/att-paid-bribes-to-get-two-major-pieces-of-legislation-passed-us-govt-says/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    rotopenguin ,
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    @arstechnica I hope they get fined a hundred dollars.

    (Thank god there's no "corporate death penalty")

    arstechnica , an Random Englisch
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    Gmail’s AI-powered email summaries can dig through your inbox for you

    Gmail will soon be able to summarize recent emails from a contact.

    https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/gmails-ai-powered-email-summaries-can-dig-through-your-inbox-for-you/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    rotopenguin ,
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    @arstechnica just tell me the prompt that went into all of the machine-generated trash that's filling my inbox.

    foone , an Random Englisch
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    this electrical device is a special sort of terrible: They labeled the polarity of the DC power jack, but not the voltage (or current, for that matter)

    rotopenguin ,
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    @foone curl a penny to the barrel diameter, shove it in and clamp your ground electrode to it. Poke the thoriated tungsten probe in center. Turn off the gas, you won't be needing it.

    Boom, instant TIG PSU.

    rotopenguin ,
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    @foone turning the knob on my bench supply, looking at the audience like a contestant on The Price Is Right

    arstechnica , an Random Englisch
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    M4 iPad Pro CPU cores and RAM amount are tied to storage capacity

    Apple has tied RAM to storage capacity in iPads, but it's a first for the CPU.

    https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/m4-ipad-pro-cpu-cores-and-ram-amount-are-tied-to-storage-capacity/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    rotopenguin ,
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    @arstechnica it must take a loooot of cores and memory to stretch Apple's decrepit filesystem to the unthinkable heights of "1TB".

    (Btw you can buy a 1TB ssd for about $35.)

    arstechnica , an Random Englisch
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    Amid two wrongful death lawsuits, Panera to pull the plug on “charged” drinks

    A large previously contained nearly as much caffeine as the FDA's daily safe limit.

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/amid-two-wrongful-death-lawsuits-panera-to-pull-the-plug-on-charged-drinks/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    rotopenguin ,
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    @arstechnica this is an old artic…

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PANERA IS STILL SELLING THE DEATH-LEMONADE??

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    Google Fit APIs get shut down in 2025, might break fitness devices

    Scales, trackers, and other fitness devices that don't get updated will stop syncing

    https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/google-fit-apis-get-shut-down-in-2025-might-break-fitness-devices/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    rotopenguin ,
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    @arstechnica it's been several days since Google last killed off a service, I was getting worried that something had happened over there.

    whitequark , an Random Englisch
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    one of my least favorite things in computing are progress bars that straight up lie to you until getting to the very end

    just make it a puck that goes back and forth and grows bigger as you actually receive data or something

    stop fucking lying to me you piece of shit

    rotopenguin ,
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    @foone go directly to jail

    cat jail GIF

    foone , an Random Englisch
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    So I got this thing at ewaste.

    It's a Richtech Automated "AI" Temperature Screening System.

    Time to open it up.

    image/jpeg

    rotopenguin ,
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    @foone well that's a fair chunk of aluminium milled out there

    foone , an Random Englisch
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    I wonder if anyone has proposed a PNG/EXIF extension to let you embed an image description in an image file. It'd live with the image so as you upload it to different sites, the description stays with it

    rotopenguin ,
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    foone , an Random Englisch
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    arch linux is the best propaganda for using windows that I've ever seen

    rotopenguin ,
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    @foone I use Windows 11 with the class-leading Edge web browser and Copilot digital AI assistant, btw

    TechConnectify , an Random Englisch
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    I have apparently developed a knack for going on a grocery run and loading my fridge up with stuff juuuuust before it hits a defrost cycle.

    It's happened like three times this year!

    rotopenguin ,
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    @TechConnectify @dragonarchitect no, there should be a technology that makes smarter decisions than this. Is there a rhythm to you opening the door? Are there certain hours where you never open it? HOW ABOUT DOING YOUR DEFROST THE FUCK THEN?

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