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Arts, Maths & Metaprogramming; Game Developer at @duangle. paniq in the demoscene. Building Frameloop/Tukan, a procedural game engine, maintaining Scopes & gently going NowHere. (he/him)

Migrated from @paniq

My avatar is the logo of the library I'm working on, a stylized toucan with a four-colored beak.

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lritter , an Random Englisch
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"no politics" is the perfect non sequitur

e.g. whacks the croissant off your breakfast plate "i said NO POLITICS!"

makes you wonder what this is about. is it because the croissant is french? does this relate to the french not wanting to co-invade iraq in 2003? or is it because the croissant looks both like two dicks and the horns of satan, and thus promotes homosexuality? or is it due to the flagrant use of butter in the recipe, alluding to Jim Field Smith’s butter-carving satire Butter?

lritter OP ,
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gonna publish two nice big 600 page hardcover tomes, one titled "politics", the other "no politics" and they are both just filled with noise textures

lritter OP ,
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still can't get over that github ticket. you say the words "gender neutral" and all hell breaks loose. douche dev mumbles something about "no politics" because all he does between his porn sessions is to get lit and hang out on /b/. he gets milkshake ducked, kids create github accounts just to grandstand to him, and then the incel clowncar rolls up, the doors open, and out bounces an unholy conga line of death cultists ready to storm the capitol again. is it 2015? do we still do this?

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I mean, they make a good argument.

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/ejacutastic/752960889515294720/

lritter ,
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@foone the -c stands for cloaca. it's canon now.

foone , (Bearbeitet ) an Random Englisch
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designing my next keyboard PCB is going well

EDIT: There's a typo in the alt text. It's supposed to read "Some people, when confronted with a problem, think 'I know, I'll design a keyboard.' Now they have two problems"

lritter ,
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@foone now they have 104 problems

janboehm , an Random
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kein strom kein bitcoin

lritter ,
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@janboehm das ist ja das schöne daran.

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Um rassistische Grölereien zu verhindern: Oktoberfest will dieses Jahr kein Bier ausschenken

https://www.der-postillon.com/2024/05/oktoberfest-bierverbot.html

lritter ,
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@derpostillon fear and loathing in the bierzelt

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lritter ,
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@derpostillon ist das schon diese bissige satire

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lritter ,
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@janboehm auf dem foto hat er bauchrednerpuppe vibes

foone , an Random Englisch
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Can't believe they spent a gigawatt training GPT3 and the fucker isn't even trying to overthrow humanity.

Look, where I come from, if you burn a gigawatt of energy to make an AI, it had better damn well go skynet on you.

lritter ,
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@foone did someone from the AI industry write this

"I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF OUR HUMILITY"

lritter ,
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@foone lets give it node.js and full internet access. if it cant use that to obtain nukes, then it doesnt deserve them anyway.

lritter , an Random Englisch
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the "miniaudio" C header library has over 90k lines of code.

lritter OP ,
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@foone you don't really feel what a transgression this file is until you open it in a source code editor and scroll through it.

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