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Hexarei , vor 20 Tagen an Memes in huh?

My favorite variant: Your secret is safe with my indifference.

A_Very_Big_Fan , vor 20 Tagen an Memes in huh?

Wouldn't that be long term memory loss

pelletbucket , vor 20 Tagen an Memes in huh?

people apologize for taking forever to text me back and I'm like, I literally forget that I've texted you until you reply

fnafdesktopfan111 , vor 20 Tagen an Memes in huh?

me if i was Tails, or "The Amnesic Incognito Live System", a security-focused Debian-based Linux distribution aimed at preserving privacy and anonymity against surveillance, which connects to the Internet exclusively through the anonymity network Tor and is designed to be booted as a live DVD or live USB and never writes to the hard drive or SSD, leaving no digital footprint on the machine unless explicitly told to do so.

GluWu , vor 20 Tagen an Memes in huh?

My brain just assumes everything is trauma and doesn't store anything

DerpyPlayz18 , vor 20 Tagen an Memes in huh?

don't end up like me who thinks that but instead has the secret suddenly pop up without me remembering it's a secret

MattWalsh OP , vor 21 Tagen an Memes in huh?

me when uhhh

the gotdamn uhhhhh

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4kEO7VjKRB8/hqdefault.jpg

helpImTrappedOnline , vor 23 Tagen (Bearbeitet vor 23 Tagen) an Memes in i shall simply remain illiterate

Parents: you need to read lots of book in your free time to get smart and go to collage.

~~~ Many years later ~~~

Me: I would like to attend university next year. I will pursue an education in literature to achieve my goal of becoming a published author.

Parents: you will not! There is no success as an author, I will not support you going to to school for such a waste.

GiveMemes , vor 23 Tagen

You really don't need a degree in literature to become a published author. That's like getting a degree in media studies so you can become a youtuber. Yeah, you could do it, and it may give you some advantages, but like... You're already literate, right? Besides that, taking a class or two on literature or creative writing would give you a lot of the skills you need to get you on your way, which you can easily do while pursuing another degree that ensures greater monetary security or (less easily) at a community college while also working.

I'm not saying that the system that begets this thinking is good, but it is the one we live under.

helpImTrappedOnline , vor 22 Tagen (Bearbeitet vor 22 Tagen)

I know...college is a joke for a lot of careers.

I made up this situation pointing out the opposing stereotypes of books and authors.

Reads lots of books = smart person who has lots of potential in life.

Writes lots of books = bum who can barley pay rent.

0ops , vor 22 Tagen

I was going to ignore it but then you did it again and so now I can't help but be a pedantic ass: it's spelled "college". Collage is those art pieces made of scraps of other art/media

helpImTrappedOnline , vor 22 Tagen

Yeah, the first time was for the joke. Second time must have been umm autocorrect.

I am defiantly not making things up to excuse my poor spelling...what can I say? I made a double oops 0ops.

0ops , vor 22 Tagen

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corsicanguppy , vor 22 Tagen

You're technically correct.

That's the best kind of correct.

abbenm , vor 23 Tagen

and go to collage.

This is who I want telling me reading is bad

thesporkeffect , vor 22 Tagen

It's an extremely large collage, they have to charge admission to afford the maintenance on it.

DragonTypeWyvern , vor 22 Tagen

English degrees are great if you plan to go into law.

To earn money while hoping you make it as an author because otherwise you'll either starve or become an office clerk.

TokenBoomer , vor 23 Tagen an Memes in i shall simply remain illiterate

Ewan McGregor?

Fredselfish , vor 23 Tagen

So fucking true! Meaning we are poor and always a little crazy.

yrmp , vor 23 Tagen an Memes in i shall simply remain illiterate

I am a German born American who worked for the post office. Still fighting my alcoholic demons but I’ll have something to write about when I’m done.

reddthat_209 , vor 23 Tagen an Memes in i shall simply remain illiterate

I LOL'ed at the writer Pic, not sure why, but LOL

Rhynoplaz , vor 23 Tagen

Probably because that's the punchline of the joke. That was the designer's intent, so, good job!

Caesium , vor 23 Tagen an Memes in i shall simply remain illiterate

My favorite thing I learned while researching for writing was that hunter-gatherers worked less hours than the modern human 🙃

iirc the article stated 'work' as when they hunted, not for stuff like cooking and crafting

Michal , vor 23 Tagen

To be fair, there were a lot fewer people then, so they didn't have to compete for resources as much, and you could get a nice cave for dirt cheap

sparkle , vor 23 Tagen

https://youtu.be/hvk_XylEmLo

stembolts , vor 23 Tagen an Memes in i shall simply remain illiterate

I agree with the comedy image.

The only thing worse than the squalor of addiction is the unearned confidence of people with glasses.

SnotFlickerman , vor 23 Tagen an Memes in i shall simply remain illiterate

Harry Haller's Records: For Madmen Only

lowleveldata , vor 23 Tagen an Memes in i shall simply remain illiterate

My to-read list proves that people who read are addicts too