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jwz , vor 7 Tagen an Random Englisch

Read this at my funeral.

For nearly all of my life, I've known how I was going to die. Not from cancer, or diet, or drink, but by being crushed under a car. I will be mangled and bleed out painfully. The driver, distracted on their phone, will say that I "came out of nowhere". The police and the DA will call it an "accident". There will be no consequences of any kind. Except for my death, of course. [...]
https://jwz.org/b/ykV3

jwz , vor einem Monat an Random Englisch

Is there any recourse -- besides bolt cutters -- to these scooter companies coming by in their truck and locking their commercial product to every slot in every bike rack so that nobody with a bike can use the rack at all?

Is there anyone at the city who will do something about these assholes?

jwz , vor 2 Monaten an Random Englisch

The Millennial CAPTCHA.

This is really well done:
https://jwz.org/b/ykPi

jwz , vor 2 Monaten an Random Englisch

Rumor has it that both systemd and the kernel now have a new-ish "BSOD" mode. Can someone send me screenshots of what those look like? I need this for important comedy purposes.

NanoRaptor , vor 5 Monaten an Random Englisch

Pontiac Grand Prix with QWERTY keyboard, useful for full productivity on the go.

Also left horn is <esc>