Xanis

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Xanis ,

I just fired up Donkey Kong Country recently after lowkey bragging about how I knew all the secrets, despite playing it last years ago. Partner was like, "Aight. Show."

"Kay"

And to my surprise I still remember where everything is and breezed past all except one level so far.

And you all know which fucking level that was.

Xanis ,

Told off an old guy who was waiting in line at a grocery store during covid. I was directly behind him. This fuck actually had the audacity to call the store from the line, request a manager, and then told that manager over the phone that they had better do something about it or he would.

Made it my purpose to piss him off after that.

Xanis ,

There is a place nearby where you can buy 5 boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese for $5. Used to be a box for $.50-75.

When your next stubbed toe could require you to sell an organ, cheap Kraft seems perfect.

Xanis ,

Sidenote: The Gameboy in the last panel looks like a mouth with buckteeth. He so happy.

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