NakariLexfortaine

NakariLexfortaine , vor 4 Tagen

I think that's actually a service, somewhere. They bring the treadmill to the dogs.

NakariLexfortaine , vor 7 Tagen

Mind asking your future connection to fire up Stanley Parable for me?

Let's see what fuckery they baked in.

NakariLexfortaine , vor 8 Tagen

They won't until they absolutely have to.

Which at this rate is fucking never.

NakariLexfortaine , vor 12 Tagen

"All babies look vaguely like Winston Churchill"(to absolutely brutalize a Good Omens quote).

NakariLexfortaine , vor 12 Tagen

Only one way to find out. We need to find the Glove, rip out his skull, and find out if it's full of brownies so dank they raise the dead.

NakariLexfortaine , vor 15 Tagen

I call it "The Muscle Zen". You just gotta relax, trust yourself, your fingers know what to do.

Metal Gear Rising: Revengance is one for me. When I first fire up a playthrough, I'll feel rusty as hell, but once that music starts kicking my brain, it's like night and day.

NakariLexfortaine , vor 16 Tagen

One of the first games I encountered that included my Steam handle in the opening credits. At first, I thought it was cute, acknowledge the player.

I quickly realized it was a reminder. You are always the one in control. You are always the one to pull the trigger. You are making the choice to continue, and it is always an option to walk away. To turn off the game. To try to forget.

NakariLexfortaine , vor 16 Tagen

The Four Way Split was glorious chaos, and only the craftiest screenpeeker survived. You learned psychological warfare, trying to make everyone second guess which section was theirs.

NakariLexfortaine , vor 17 Tagen

There's Ravager, he's one of Soundwaves Cassettcons. Not a CAT, but still a cat.

NakariLexfortaine , vor 17 Tagen

2010ish?

They've had some shoddy shit, but they also have some solid titles in their backlog. The Rayman series, P.O.D, Gex, Splinter Cell, the original Rainbow Six titles, Beyond Good and Evil.

I'll take my pills and go sit down now.

NakariLexfortaine , vor 17 Tagen

Tight space requirements.

The childbots yearn for the tubes.

NakariLexfortaine , vor 18 Tagen

United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement, border patrol. They're notorious for the abuse of immigrants(even legal ones) trying to cross over from Mexico.

NakariLexfortaine , vor einem Monat

"And if you don't believe in Jesus, and Osiris or Isis, too, and while the world is warrin', we'll just sit back and laugh at you."

NakariLexfortaine , vor 2 Monaten

Paper is overpowered, for no good reason. What does it do? Covers rock? So if I place a sheet of notebook paper over this brick, and slam it into your temple, nothing's gonna happen, right?

NakariLexfortaine , vor 2 Monaten

Have any been spotted?

NakariLexfortaine , vor 2 Monaten

"This uprising is brought to you by AT&T.

Remember, when you want to break your enemies communications, think AT&T."