Emmie

Emmie , vor 2 Tagen an YUROP in The Canvas has started, feel free to add your country flag!

Name doesn’t check out

Emmie , vor 7 Tagen (Bearbeitet vor 7 Tagen) an linuxmemes in Title

I remember my parents saying „hey don’t use it yet it has to warm up” and it really had to otherwise all sorts of unexplainable things would start to happen. Cold start of pc in the morning was really important ritual that no cc cleaners could shorten.

Also viruses that would modify browser to something funny. A president of my country with a serious stare appeared at one point in my browser stating that this pc is seized by the government.

It scared the shit out of young me with all the pirate CDs I had from street vendors. I don’t think even my windows was legit but a pirated one installed by PC parts business as an extra

To be honest I hate modern web and only Lemmy is feeling cool somewhat again. Everything else about digital landscape has become lame af. Without the struggle things lose any meaning

Emmie , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in Would you?

If I am so intoxicated that it seems like a good idea then music probably sounds amazing

Emmie , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

We often call people stupid but what we really mean is foolish

Emmie , vor 3 Monaten an Memes in and you will be happy

We would like to shift our structure to a more flexible model of management to accommodate for unforeseen market fluctuations.

So I am fired?

As I said we want to reschedule you indefinitely as our potential support asset. This pool is very prestigious and privileged position to be in.

So will I get paid?

As much as we would like to, truly, It is legally impossible for us to provide you with any funds outside of a legally binding contract which needs to be terminated in order to shift to a better state of financial buoyancy.