fasterthanlime , Englisch
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The fact that this tool shows you not just the hour, but the day the task will finish on, is... ominous.

demize ,
@demize@unstable.systems avatar

@fasterthanlime which monday, DaVinci? which monday???

fasterthanlime OP ,
@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io avatar

@demize I am become garfield, waiter of sfx processing pipelines

fasterthanlime OP ,
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computer: 10 minutes left, boss
me: walks away for 5 minutes
computer: 10 minutes left, boss

crowdagger ,
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@fasterthanlime well maybe your computer also walked away for 5 minutes :blob_cat:

zalasur ,
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@fasterthanlime When Alan Turing proved that the Halting Problem was unsolvable, was this what he had in mind?

thejpster ,
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@fasterthanlime anyone else immediately think of Turkish asking how long the sausages have left?

fasterthanlime OP ,
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@thejpster Bwahahahha I need to give Snatch another watch

fasterthanlime OP ,
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this is fine 🔥

Kiskae ,
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@fasterthanlime why is your task bar red though?

fasterthanlime OP ,
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@Kiskae Because that corner of my wallpaper is red

groxx ,
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@fasterthanlime @Kiskae and the wallpaper was originally blue, but is now red because your computer is glowing red hot and the blue pixels are being overpowered

dluz ,
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@groxx @fasterthanlime @Kiskae He’s OK with the events that are unfolding currently, though ☕️

fasterthanlime OP ,
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@dluz @groxx @Kiskae The key to happiness is flexible expectations

Kiskae ,
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@fasterthanlime @dluz @groxx happiness managed by kubernetes

tymwol ,
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@fasterthanlime Progress bars: stuck at “almost there” since the 1990s.

0atman ,
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@fasterthanlime I can't hear you over my 20x realtime 2fps 4k exports 😆

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