foone , Englisch
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Why doesn't microsoft make Recall take pictures with your computer's webcam too?

lesdmark ,
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@foone What is this "webcam" you speak of? 😆

harald ,
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@foone are you sure they don't?

momo ,
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@foone
Once in a while I get an email from somebody claiming they hacked my pc and filmed me through the webcam fapping to porn. They want money to delete this or they will send it to my friends and family (sadly they never do, I want to see this!).

Well, thanks to Microsoft this can soon be reality...

ppxl ,
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@foone thanks for giving them ideas! /s 😭

puck ,
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@foone that'll be in version 2.

rickoooooo ,
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@foone That's phase two

sasuga ,
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@foone That'll be in the future version that captures every possible piece of data; Total Recall

oblomov ,
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@foone who said it doesn't?

gothodile ,
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@foone wasn't this exactly what they tried to pull with the Kinect.

bitteOrca ,
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@foone They should upload all the Recall data to Azure too

JLab8 ,

@foone it captures everyone else's webcam from the meeting you were in.

blitter ,
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@foone isn’t that how the Black Mirror episode “Shut Up and Dance” starts?

andxor ,
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@foone and sounds from the microphone, don't forget about that

dannotdaniel ,
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@foone they call that one Regret

onelson ,
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@foone this is like the ultimate #BeReal

billgoats ,
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@foone that’s for v2 💁

h0m54r ,
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@foone I vaguely remember Microsoft Research working on something like that a decade or two ago—a camera you wore around your neck that would take a photo every five seconds or so, designed as an aid for those with short term memory difficulties

sky ,
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@foone Probably because legal didn't clear it, and nothing else.

foone OP ,
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@sky implying legal cleared Recall in the first place?

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