macarthur_park ,

I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1

barsquid ,

Council of sheepdogs to decide if foxes are criminally liable for murder or if we should use pinky swears and the honor system.

hungryphrog ,
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but they don't have pinkies

brianorca ,

Canines have five digits on their front paws, just like we do. Their "dew claw" is equivalent to our thumb, so the outside digit is still a pinky digit.

walter_wiggles ,

The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.

emberpunk ,

ah yes, pulpulism.

TheFriar ,

Goddammit that’s good.

emberpunk ,

Thank you kind friar

alcoholicorn ,

We'll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!

Sanctus ,
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But don't worry about his opponent, The Dire Wolf. Simply focus on the fox and why you don't want him.

dragThruGardenPlz ,
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Sanctus ,
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TrickDacy ,

The bad faith always comes out of the woodwork every time there's a chance for a good old fashioned false equivalency

TokenBoomer ,

It certainly does.

molten_iron ,

reminds me of: "Yeah, i'm a male feminist. you're welcome society"

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DmMacniel ,

What?! the sheep eating Wolf is eating us sheeps; who could foreseen this!?

Rhynoplaz ,

Don't blame me, I voted for the face eating leopard!

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