DaddleDew ,

When the marketing guy tries to do a job meant for the engineering department.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for listening to my TedX talk, which I paid to present.

thefartographer ,

I paid to watch it! Hey, wait a second... Do you think Mr. XTalk could be just trying to take our money while building a disinformation platform built on unchecked greed?

Tartas1995 ,

Honestly I had too many people insist that Tedx has any value

berkeleyblue ,
@berkeleyblue@lemmy.world avatar

He should have let an AI proofread this…

AdrianTheFrog ,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

It really reads like it was written by AI. I’ve never been to linkedin, maybe everyone talks like that there but it really sounds like it was written by ChatGPT

nohaybanda ,

Critical support for struggling academics trying to grift some brainless tech bro billionaire out of his money

Oops my bad I mess read who’s the phd and who’s the sentient clipart

CPMSP ,

Ha! "Consultant / Technology Manager" -- pretty sure he's just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

Hupf ,

Both terms are linked by a blockchain.

Sam_Bass ,

Wouldnt that be the same as using a multicore modeller computer, since AI is just semi randomizing code?

humbletightband ,

It wouldn't be the same if he multiplied by ψ+ signifying that we are moving towards quantum future

qjkxbmwvz ,

I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:

H|ψ> = E|ψ> + AI

Here, I have chosen the time-independent Schrödinger equation, to symbolize the fact that AI is the most important innovation of all time.

...

This is all bullshit of course. Everyone knows that the AI term should be included in the Hamiltonian anyway 🙄

humbletightband ,

This doesn't look right since you've written the equation for very slow movement (sub-relativistic) and including the AI term should increase all the velocities in your ensemble exponentially.

TheCheddarCheese , (Bearbeitet )
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

That actually kind of sounds like some bullshit an ai would generate

I can't be the only one seeing that right? ChatGPT has a pretty similar wording style.

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