Watch out, guns. You're next. ( lemmy.world ) Englisch

jordanlund , vor 16 Tagen

I got you fam:

https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2011/06/09/sig-p239-with-rainbow-titanium-finish/

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/867da404-a6c8-415c-9e4c-1fc6fb342103.jpeg

menemen , vor 16 Tagen

Don't want to bodyshame, but man, that is an ugly gun.

acockworkorange , vor 13 Tagen

It’s the plastic lower, isn’t it?

AeonFelis , vor 16 Tagen

Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.

Hadriscus , vor 15 Tagen

But swords are also sheathed ! or... is that an allegory for closeted ?

nexussapphire , vor 15 Tagen

I'm guessing you don't have your foreskin?

Hadriscus , vor 15 Tagen

I do ! there, there. Don't listen to the man. Nobody's taking you away from me

humbletightband , vor 16 Tagen

I don't want to offend anyone, but this sword is STRAIGHT

Sabre363 , vor 16 Tagen

Not when I'm done with it

ASeriesOfPoorChoices , vor 16 Tagen

that's why I only use sabres and katanas ;-)

humbletightband , vor 16 Tagen

You slay, babe

Hadriscus , vor 15 Tagen

Katanas = queer swords

ASeriesOfPoorChoices , vor 15 Tagen

well, they're not straight, and they go nicely with my fedora...

AngryCommieKender , vor 15 Tagen

What about Nodachi? Sephiroth used a Nodachi. If it's good enough for Sephiroth, or Cloud, it's good enough for me.

I seriously want Cloud's Sword Bike from Advent Children.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices , vor 15 Tagen

My real goal is to be so not straight that the only sword suitable for me is a kopesh.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/07d67db4-16b3-44a2-b8e8-1b4d8f0dfe96.jpeg

Hadriscus , vor 15 Tagen

I would call it turgid

lapislazuli , vor 16 Tagen

It's going to be gaymores next.

Viking_Hippie , vor 16 Tagen

You mean the cousin of Seymour Asses? The asexual dog Gaymore Asses?

Dinsmore , vor 16 Tagen

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/bc3d3635-e271-48e0-a07c-696fadaf0603.jpeg

https://tacticaltransition.com/product/ar-15-finishing-kit-rainbow-pvd-coated/

roguetrick , vor 16 Tagen

Tactical transition? Is that for when you want your deadname to stay dead?

dejected_warp_core , vor 15 Tagen

Possibly? Or maybe people will think twice about deadnaming you.

Dagwood222 , vor 16 Tagen

A while back, someone suggested that only women should be allowed to own handguns, and that the guns should all be painted baby pink.

BeMoreCareful , vor 16 Tagen

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bf321166-8ec8-4413-98c2-2645c1e6c78f.png

davel , vor 16 Tagen

MKULTRA: Hold my mimosa. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

Persen , vor 16 Tagen

Wow, this actually exists? I thought it was a joke from this: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2411696/

grue , vor 16 Tagen

That's nothin'! You wanna see some weird bombs? Watch this!

glitchdx , vor 16 Tagen

Ooof. I hope that's a stain and not heat discoloration, otherwise that's not a sword, but a sword-shaped wall decoration.

InputZero , vor 16 Tagen

Hard to say, I've never seen a heat affected zone look like that. I also haven't foraged a sword.

Slovene , vor 15 Tagen

I didn't know you can forage for swords.

Hadriscus , vor 15 Tagen

If you look in the right place, at the right season, there's all kind of swords to be foraged. Delicious with garlic and parsley

chatokun , vor 15 Tagen

What if mine was given to me by a watery tart?

SkybreakerEngineer , vor 15 Tagen

Especially abundant near lakes in Britain

dwraf_of_ignorance , vor 15 Tagen

Yep, my buddy Art foraged such a nice sword. Everybody calls him a king now. He even made a council like in the LoTR.

WeeneyTodd , vor 15 Tagen

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

zarathustrad , vor 15 Tagen

Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.

SkybreakerEngineer , vor 15 Tagen

How dare you make me remember the submarine scene in Episode 1

InputZero , vor 15 Tagen

It's really easy actually, the difficult part is cooking them.

sirico , vor 16 Tagen

Poking the same sex since 3300BC

i_failed_turing_test , vor 16 Tagen

Don't tell him about stainless tig welding

lost_tortie , vor 16 Tagen

slayyy ⚔️💑

EldritchFeminity , vor 16 Tagen

I didn't know they added swords to CS2

HonkTonkWoman , vor 16 Tagen (Bearbeitet vor 16 Tagen)

If this was the Singing Sword from Knighty Knight Bugs, I’ll bet it would sing What’s Going On for 10 hours straight.

Viking_Hippie , vor 16 Tagen

"## QuickBooks Solopreneur - $1 per month"

That's not He-Man singing the iconic 4 Non-Blondes song "What's Up" (nor is it the equally iconic Marvin Gaye song that IS called What's Going On!)

HonkTonkWoman , vor 16 Tagen

Didn’t say it was He Man singing, but yes, I got the song title wrong.

Viking_Hippie , vor 16 Tagen

And the link. I highly doubt that the sword is interested in QuickBooks..

HonkTonkWoman , vor 16 Tagen

Quickbooks? Heh?

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/cc0b3190-9622-45a0-ac6a-f430e38697b4.jpeg

Viking_Hippie , vor 16 Tagen

The YouTube link leads to a video about QuickBooks, not the song.

HonkTonkWoman , vor 16 Tagen

So weird… I’m apparently not functioning on all cylinders today. Thanks for the heads up!

Viking_Hippie , vor 16 Tagen

No worries 🙂

hakunawazo , vor 15 Tagen

This one gets around quite a lot.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6bd7a4f5-90d0-47ae-898c-53dc7b9f429c.jpeg

rockerface , vor 16 Tagen

I cast Scholar's Armanent