LeroyJenkins ,

I used to prostitute myself in class for people's slices

cheese_greater ,

Sex buys

LeroyJenkins ,

a slice a suck I used to say

Holyginz ,

But just one singular suck per slice right?

Empricorn ,

I don't think we can be friends anymore.

capt_wolf ,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

And, to this day, I still crave that super thin wedge of pizza once in a while.

Haus ,

They're good for those times when, you know, you want to eat 2,000 of something.

PythagreousTitties ,

I once bought little prize things for my team. Nothing special, stress balls in funny shapes and things like that.

Got pulled into the office for using my own money on that one lol

MrJameGumb ,
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I got a job once at this little video production company, and everyone was always trying to find pens. I'm pretty sure this one smart ass there was stealing them just because he thought it was funny that no one could ever find one...

Anyway, it was probably my second week on the job and I got pissed off because there were like 10 cups that were supposed to have pens in them at all times and I couldn't find a single one, so I went to the grocery store across the street and bought like 3 boxes of pens and filled all the cups again with the warning that these were my pens that everyone was welcome to use but if they all went missing I would start keeping them locked in my car. Everyone seemed happy to have pens again.

I got hauled into the managers office 2 hours later and questioned as to why I spent my own money on office supplies, why I didn't just requisition more pens, told never to do that again and handed a check for $11 for "stationary supplies".

That was the last time I ever bought anything for anybody at work ever again lol

PythagreousTitties ,

Haha yes! You did the right thing though. It's all about timing. I knew my team needed the dumb prizes that week/month for the extra goodwill. You knew everyone needed goddamn pens.

How long would it have taken to get that done going through management?

"So I spoke to manager X and they said we'll have pens in a couple weeks" doesn't exactly inspire anything.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

People had been complaining about the pens since my first day there lol all the pens I bought were gone after about a month and they all went back to complaining again. I think one of the managers supplied a single 10 pack of pens once the whole time I worked there. I just kept a box of my own in my car for me to use lol

PythagreousTitties ,

"Fuck it, I'll do it myself" is, in my experience, a great way to get ahead at work. No one likes the manager that doesn't look out for thier people.

cm0002 ,

Got pulled into the office for using my own money on that one lol

It was because they had a form you could have filled out and gotten it paid for without any fuss right?.....right??

PythagreousTitties ,

Oh yeah... absolutely. They would have, uh, green lit it "immediately"

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

stress balls in funny shapes and things like that.

Got pulled into the office for using my own money on that one lol

Next time don't buy squishy dicks for work colleagues.

TootSweet ,

Someone needs to teach me this trick of buying pizza with the pizza's own money.

"Dominoes hates this one weird trick."

NESSI3 , (Bearbeitet )

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odium ,

Don't you usually pay ahead of time for curbside pickup?

cm0002 ,

They're saying that if you time it right, they won't get/hear the notification that you've checked in and you can slide into the right spot. Wait awhile and then you'll get refunded because you were "waiting so long"

Which it can work TBH, it just won't be a reliable method by any means

yngmnwntr ,

This is why there are spaces clearly marked for curbside pickup. If you're not in one of the designated spaces and try to pull this you will not get free food.

PopShark ,

I can just imagine pulling up to the nearby “regular” spot when doing pickup and the restaurant/store employee just glaring angrily at me lol

Pat_Riot ,
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No, you see the joke is that teachers aren't people.

PopShark ,

I think the joke is teachers are Italian but I don’t get this joke it’s too sophisticated for me

assassinatedbyCIA ,

You can do this with the amazing power of gun and balaclava.

themusicman ,

Oh, it wasn't bought... It was bough

Empricorn ,

The apostrophe actually makes it a contraction, not possessive. So they're really saying "the underpaid teacher who bought it with it is own money". I know not everyone cares, but that's how our weird language works...

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