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ghariksforge , in The world will be doomed without them!
TheLobotomist , in The world will be doomed without them!
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Said the fucking influencer wannabe

JoYo , in The world will be doomed without them!
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false dilemma, you can be an electrician influencer.

that's like all I get on tiktok now is people showing off their finishing touches.

Tenthrow , in The world will be doomed without them!
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I would love for everyone to stop wanting to be influencers.

zeppo , in my wallet feels light...
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I'm getting pretty sick of this crap, like I'm sure everyone else is too.
"Prices went up!" "Why?" "Because prices went up on everything else!"

DickShaney , in Pray for Spiro

Imagine showing up to repossess a picture of an ape. You would think you're being fucked with.

Selmafudd ,

It's not even a picture but a promise that you own that picture that anybody at any time can see and download...

squaresinger ,

It's basically the receipt for an ape.

Nitrate55 , in Pray for Spiro
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Just the idea of crudely drawn, overpriced pictures of apes needing to be repossessed because of missed loan payments makes me lose it.

It's so absurd that it reads like a parody.

ceo_of_monoeye_dating , in That sweet sweet dopamine
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@ProvokedGamer @memes >Redditors desperate for upvotes
>To the point where their memes are about attention whoring

Dear fuck you're a faggot. It's like you think every social interaction is with a fucking hivemind.

People here are people. With personalities. They're not instances of reddit personalities. They're not templates.

Learn how to act like a goddamn human for fuck's sake.

001100010010 , in Oh lawdd something something
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Wait wtf am I looking at?

scifu , in Stoner

There is chemical addiction and there is psychological addiction. Weed might not be chemically addictive but it can sure be psychologically addictive which is true with most stoners.

user1919 ,

Which category do tea and coffee fall into?

paperclip ,

I had ChatGPT answer this like a stoner:

Dude, coffee and tea are loaded with this incredible compound called caffeine. It's like a chemical wizard that messes with your brain in two ways: chemically and mentally. Chemically, caffeine hooks onto these receptors in your brain, blocking this chill neurotransmitter called adenosine. So instead of feeling relaxed and sleepy, you're all pumped up and alert.

But that's not all, man. When you consume caffeine regularly, your body becomes physically dependent on it. So, if you suddenly stop guzzling that liquid goodness, you're gonna feel some withdrawal symptoms like headaches, fatigue, and even crankiness. It's like your body is saying, "Hey, where's my daily dose of that buzz?"

And let's not forget about the mental game. Coffee and tea can be habit-forming, creating this psychological attachment. You know, that warm mug, that familiar taste, it becomes a part of your routine, man. Plus, the stimulating effects of caffeine can make you crave that buzz, that laser-focused state of mind.

So, there you have it, bro. Coffee and tea aren't just about flavor and ritual; they mess with your brain chemistry and play tricks on your mind. It's like a wild ride, all packed into a cup.

guycls ,

What a time to be alive where computers can do this.

sneezymrmilo ,

My God this had me rolling. This kinda shit is my favorite use of AI.

Amilo159 , in The bare necessities
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Meme aside, there is no justification for doing that. Even if I saved up my own money, I wouldn't get an extravagant hobby when others at home are starving. It's just asking for trouble.

A $1999 pc, sure. But not $2000! That's just too much.

BlackSpasmodic ,

Eh, the wife isn't starving either. Clearly the kids aren't trying hard enough

Squiglet , in Uhhhhhhhhh......

I don't get it. Help!

fushuan ,

Dildo.

JackLSauce , in Pray for Spiro

Anybody who thinks this is funny isn't considering the banker underwriting a loan using an NFT as collateral; it's actually hilarious

bjoern_tantau , in let me be your comic historian today
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Back when we thought he would be the most stupid president ever.

Duke_Nukem_1990 , in I'm tired of the inequality

OP will be real dangerous when he learns fish also don't ask for consent.

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