Debian Thong ( lemmy.zip ) Englisch

robocall , vor 2 Monaten

Why is Debian the only distro with thongs available? I want an Ubuntu thong!

ILikeBoobies , vor 2 Monaten

chmod -R 777

pH3ra , vor 2 Monaten

Now we need an Arch tampon for the bleeding edge

palordrolap , vor 2 Monaten

dude

JurassicPork , vor 2 Monaten

OK.....I had a good chuckle at that one 🍻

Thorry84 , vor 2 Monaten

Do you have to build it yourself from source?

01189998819991197253 , vor 2 Monaten

That's already a thing. It goes without saying, but you have to build from source.

Olap , vor 2 Monaten

I'd apt remove these

cygnus , vor 2 Monaten

You have insufficient privileges to perform this operation.

Hobbes_Dent , vor 2 Monaten

doas -cHad apt remove

stembolts , vor 2 Monaten

sudo !!

snekmuffin , vor 2 Monaten

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

PoolloverNathan , vor 2 Monaten

I calmly remove my USB labeled “oh shit” from my pocket, insert it, and reboot.

0110010001100010 , vor 2 Monaten

sudo apt remove

partial_accumen , vor 2 Monaten

You need to make sure you always use the "+consent" flag. Never move forward without it.

mexicancartel , vor 2 Monaten

Yes, do as I say!

gravitas_deficiency , vor 2 Monaten

This incident will be reported.

Murdoc , vor 2 Monaten

Or the classic: who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

CosmicTurtle0 , vor 2 Monaten

I like how you wrote this so that if the command fails, it continues with the rest.

Murdoc , vor 2 Monaten

Not mine, it's an oldie. 🙂

Aggravationstation , vor 2 Monaten

Not my bit, but still horny.

DmMacniel , vor 2 Monaten

You made me wet!

Emma_Gold_Man , vor 2 Monaten (Bearbeitet vor 2 Monaten)

Tell me you're bi without telling me you're bi

hellfire103 , vor 2 Monaten

This is the entire debian-official Tumblr, summed up in one photo.

huskypenguin , vor 2 Monaten

Wow. What am I reading.

Aggravationstation , vor 2 Monaten

Damn straight... or actually not. Keep the normies out I say.
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Mango , vor 2 Monaten

WTB

Mango , vor 2 Monaten

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oo1 , vor 2 Monaten

D-pkg

nfsu2 , vor 2 Monaten

My floppy disk is now a hard disk.

possiblylinux127 OP , vor 2 Monaten (Bearbeitet vor 2 Monaten)

I'm sure you will run faster

gravitas_deficiency , vor 2 Monaten

It is more aerodynamic that way

oo1 , vor 2 Monaten

it's in a solid state

festnt , vor 2 Monaten

ubuntu would be entire pants (or trousers if youre british)

WeirdGoesPro , vor 2 Monaten

Well I’m hard.

Soundhole , vor 2 Monaten

I was until I read the comments.

festnt , vor 2 Monaten

hello hard, i'm fest

ForgottenUsername , vor 2 Monaten

Does it also come in ladies sizes?

TimeSquirrel , vor 2 Monaten (Bearbeitet vor 2 Monaten)

$ tar -xzvf thong.tar.gz -C ~/package/

Zier , vor 2 Monaten

Best Linux wallet yet!

captainlezbian , vor 2 Monaten

Of course it’s real. It’s absolutely the sort of shit you find in your local queer community’s pants

RonnyZittledong , vor 2 Monaten

My junk would probably fall out of those but they look comfortable

Mango , vor 2 Monaten

Lock it up!