VinesNFluff ,
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

The community told me that using Arch would turn me into a cute femboy. It's been a decade and I'm still as large and hairy as I was back then.

My question is who should I sue for this false advertisement?

bhamlin ,

Sorry, this is a kerning issue. Cute FERNboy.

IHateFacelessPorn ,

Oh fk now thinking about it, me starting to use an Arch based distro and starting going to laser epilation pretty much happened at the same time period. Save me..

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Linus. He is responsible for making Linux, in general, so Arch had to use that kernel. If Linux never existed, you might've naturally become a femboy.

Gingernate ,

Linus, as in tech tips right?

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, Linus as in sex tips.

Gingernate ,

Hahahahahahaha I can't imagine tech tips Linus or torvalds linus having any good sex tips 😂😂😂

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, for people that don't have any sex tips, they sure are good at fucking around with us.

Blinchik ,
@Blinchik@lemmy.world avatar

What is GNOME?

yozhfyfyfy ,

Baby don't hurt me?

GregorTacTac ,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

Dont hurt me no more.

Hazrod ,

Why do Linux users hate Nvidia?

militaryintelligence ,

What does L.I.N.U.X stand for

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Linus Is Nuts, Use X

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Which Linux distribution should I run on my Arduino Uno for maximum performance?

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

RedStar OS.

pifox ,

What is ":(){ :|:& };:"

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That is what happens when none of your alphabet keys on your keyboard are working, but you still wanna communicate online.

Prunebutt ,

Can you explain network sockets to me?

TootSweet ,

Should I dual boot?

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Of course... what sane person doesn't wear both boots 🤨.

laurelraven ,

I don't recommend it, the more boots you use the heavier your computer will be. I've got mine down to half a boot and I'm working on getting it down to a quarter.

lseif ,

some clearly hasnt heard of a bootless system

makunamatata ,

Which one is it?

“Ask me anything about it and I’ll try to answer”

OR

“Ask me anything about IT and I’ll try to answer”

half_built_pyramids ,

Op isn't answering shit

Just like Linux

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

sh.itjust.works was having issues.

ryannathans ,

The irony

victorz ,

It works like shit

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It really does 😂.

To be fair, it's free, so I can't complain 🤷... and it doesn't happen often... like once every few hours...

DarkDarkHouse ,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

sh.itbarely.works

sleen ,

What's the cp command?

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It does creepy pedo things on your files.

cmgvd3lw ,

Was linux created by linus tech tips?

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

No it was created by his good twin Linux tech tips

Steamymoomilk ,
@Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works avatar

this weeks episode is why you should compile everything from source

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Because... what sane person doesn't...

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes... most probably.

acockworkorange ,

Linux sex tips

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar
key ,

Why is it that ever since upgrading Fedora I need to restart the pipewire daemon every time I plug/unplug headphones or else media freezes?

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Because the sound goes through pipes and you need to let them rest, otherwise they might burst from the sound pressure.

Pelicanen ,

One thing that works for me on Pop OS is to switch audio device in the settings, it's like the buffer gets filled up and switching device flushes it.

DmMacniel ,

What does the GNU stands for in Linux?

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Going to Nut in Unix

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can Linux be used as a sex toy?

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