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jaybone , vor 15 Stunden My Commodore 64 boots up in like 4 seconds.
My Commodore 64 boots up in like 4 seconds.
jaybone , vor 15 Stunden I wouldn’t say decades.
I wouldn’t say decades.
jaybone , vor einer Stunde SarcOS.
SarcOS.
jaybone , vor 14 Stunden What does this have to do with Rust? Or redox, or micro kernels or Linux?
What does this have to do with Rust? Or redox, or micro kernels or Linux?
jaybone , vor 7 Tagen Your CIS corpse does not conform to my reanimation identity.
Your CIS corpse does not conform to my reanimation identity.
jaybone , vor 7 Tagen Soon we will all be speaking Russian.
Soon we will all be speaking Russian.
jaybone , vor 7 Tagen It should be the last time they put a candidate that nobody wants. Remember 2016? They don’t.
It should be the last time they put a candidate that nobody wants. Remember 2016? They don’t.
jaybone , vor 7 Tagen Question for tankies: China or Japan?
Question for tankies: China or Japan?
jaybone , vor 7 Tagen Are you special?
Are you special?
jaybone , vor 7 Tagen I’ll take that as a yes.
I’ll take that as a yes.
jaybone , vor 10 Tagen Thought they would have learned something from that whole Hillary and Sanders debacle. But I guess not. OR… they don’t give a fuck either since they’re all on the same corporate payroll
Thought they would have learned something from that whole Hillary and Sanders debacle. But I guess not.
OR… they don’t give a fuck either since they’re all on the same corporate payroll
jaybone , vor 12 Tagen Also you will buy their products and watch their movies and work for them so you don’t starve to death.
Also you will buy their products and watch their movies and work for them so you don’t starve to death.
jaybone , vor 12 Tagen No you are Spiderman dot jpg
No you are Spiderman dot jpg
jaybone , vor 15 Tagen Looks like he lost weight too. Good for him. GRAVITY IS A SCAM!! Try pissing upside down. Checkmate, whatever this is.
Looks like he lost weight too. Good for him.
GRAVITY IS A SCAM!! Try pissing upside down. Checkmate, whatever this is.
jaybone , vor 20 Tagen I did something similar, except I don’t have a second drive with windows.
I did something similar, except I don’t have a second drive with windows.
jaybone , vor 26 Tagen Welcome to Lemmy.
Welcome to Lemmy.
jaybone , vor 28 Tagen Is hackintish still a thing? I haven’t looked at that in like 15 years.
Is hackintish still a thing? I haven’t looked at that in like 15 years.
jaybone , vor 28 Tagen If not in your brain, where would your sudoers file be? In your kidney?
If not in your brain, where would your sudoers file be? In your kidney?
jaybone , vor einem Monat Buggies gonna tank. Tankies gonna bug.
Buggies gonna tank.
Tankies gonna bug.
jaybone , vor einem Monat lol pay for someone. If it’s your code, you are that someone.
lol pay for someone. If it’s your code, you are that someone.
jaybone , vor einem Monat If someone else is paying you, you can write sloppy code. Got it.
If someone else is paying you, you can write sloppy code. Got it.
jaybone , vor einem Monat I don’t think I’m saying either of those things. I’m saying the opposite actually. You seem to be suggesting that even though you are responsible for writing code, the company should hire someone else to optimize it for you.
I don’t think I’m saying either of those things. I’m saying the opposite actually.
You seem to be suggesting that even though you are responsible for writing code, the company should hire someone else to optimize it for you.
jaybone , vor einem Monat My point is, developers should be writing optimized code in the first place.
My point is, developers should be writing optimized code in the first place.
jaybone , vor einem Monat I run limewire on an integrated rack of Commodore 64s.
I run limewire on an integrated rack of Commodore 64s.
jaybone , vor einem Monat In this sector?
In this sector?
jaybone , vor einem Monat And then she got stuck in the dryer?
And then she got stuck in the dryer?
jaybone , vor einem Monat And to check that it’s working, there are websites you can go to which will tell you what browser they have detected you are using.
And to check that it’s working, there are websites you can go to which will tell you what browser they have detected you are using.
Original Comic: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/
jaybone , vor einem Monat lol bunch of thirsty incels. Is your wife single?
lol bunch of thirsty incels.
Is your wife single?
jaybone , vor einem Monat And not enough toilet paper.
And not enough toilet paper.
jaybone , vor einem Monat Backport-a-potty
Backport-a-potty
jaybone , vor einem Monat I remember seeing AOL on Win3.11 (I had been using telnet, pine, lynx.) and it looked like a bunch of spam ads.
I remember seeing AOL on Win3.11 (I had been using telnet, pine, lynx.) and it looked like a bunch of spam ads.
jaybone , vor einem Monat as you get older As you get older, you develop taste and stop eating garbage.
as you get older
As you get older, you develop taste and stop eating garbage.
jaybone , vor einem Monat New millennium didn’t really start until 2001. So they are still right. (There was no year zero.)
New millennium didn’t really start until 2001. So they are still right. (There was no year zero.)
jaybone , vor einem Monat Colon, queue, bang.
Colon, queue, bang.
jaybone , vor einem Monat What was the old movie where they made frozen bullets out of water to kill someone at a dinner party?
What was the old movie where they made frozen bullets out of water to kill someone at a dinner party?
jaybone , vor einem Monat But…. Path is the first argument to find? It’s the -exec syntax that’s so wacky. But use it for 20 years and you’ll remember it.
But…. Path is the first argument to find?
It’s the -exec syntax that’s so wacky. But use it for 20 years and you’ll remember it.
jaybone , vor einem Monat Grep. Couldn’t live without find exec grep.
Grep. Couldn’t live without find exec grep.
jaybone , vor einem Monat Grep is going to find all .java files in /home/user/workspace? And then conditionally search them? Not so sure about that.
Grep is going to find all .java files in /home/user/workspace? And then conditionally search them? Not so sure about that.
jaybone , vor einem Monat Universal Serial Butt.
Universal Serial Butt.
jaybone , vor einem Monat Bust out my fuckin big wheel.
Bust out my fuckin big wheel.
jaybone , vor einem Monat The sign should say “no pedants.”
The sign should say “no pedants.”
jaybone , vor einem Monat Unicycle
Unicycle
jaybone , vor einem Monat That was where she lost her pinky finger.
That was where she lost her pinky finger.
jaybone , vor einem Monat Did we ever figure out who it gets reported to?
Did we ever figure out who it gets reported to?
jaybone , vor einem Monat This is like the old PHP database escape functions. Just pass the simple command line parameter! --seriously-for-real-uninstall-omg-no-joke-remove-delete-uninstall-im-cereal-this-time-no-cap-fam
This is like the old PHP database escape functions. Just pass the simple command line parameter!
--seriously-for-real-uninstall-omg-no-joke-remove-delete-uninstall-im-cereal-this-time-no-cap-fam
jaybone , vor 2 Monaten HP has been running this scam since Gutenberg.
HP has been running this scam since Gutenberg.
jaybone , vor 2 Monaten Education is also optional there.
Education is also optional there.
jaybone , vor 2 Monaten Once I unsafe the dinosaur it has hard to see the dinosaur again. But then I forced myself to see the dinosaur and it was hard to see the person again. So this one is weird like that.
Once I unsafe the dinosaur it has hard to see the dinosaur again. But then I forced myself to see the dinosaur and it was hard to see the person again. So this one is weird like that.
Title ( lemmy.world )
No Mercy
Average US presidential debate ( lemmy.world )
Biden admits to taking drugs before the debate. ( i.imgur.com )
Also "parasite". ( lemmy.world )
Flat to not flat ( lemmy.world )
Confound you, WSUS! ( lemmy.world )
Three Wishes
Trying Linux after using Windows for decades ( i.imgflip.com )
Trying to get some sleep ( lemmy.blahaj.zone )
hippies unite... HEYOOO! ( lemmy.world )
I'm writing this from a crappy laptop with 2GB of RAM and a dull screen. ( lemmy.world )
Protect yourself friends. ( lemmy.ca )
Oh tell me again how it loads faster and takes up less resources
Toxic linux communities moment:
Original Comic: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/
nothing like pushy maniacs to make my day complete ( lemmy.world )
Windows 7 ( lemmy.zip )
Not cool ( sh.itjust.works ) Englisch
feeling old now? ( lemmy.ml )
how to stop vim ( lemmy.ml )
Just a few specs of rust ( midwest.social ) Englisch
Seriously, WTF is up with that? ( swg-empire.de )
Not a Coincidence ( lemm.ee )
*laughs in unicycle* ( sh.itjust.works )
Good boy ( sh.itjust.works ) Englisch
The real magic word ( sh.itjust.works ) Englisch
someone tell them ( lemmy.world )
Obviously needed ( file.coffee )
This is beyond my understanding ( sh.itjust.works )