feedum_sneedson

feedum_sneedson , vor einem Tag

Dick Dickson

feedum_sneedson , vor 5 Tagen

I don't remember it!

feedum_sneedson , vor 27 Tagen

Henry Cavill is a sociopath. Source: trust me.

feedum_sneedson , vor einem Monat

BUFFALKILL

feedum_sneedson , vor einem Monat

Why do you hate the poor.

feedum_sneedson , vor einem Monat

Why do you hate... eh. Can't be bothered. Need to take my clothes out of the washing machine.

feedum_sneedson , vor einem Monat

A professor of mine sent me a similar email when I said I was having trouble accessing some journals through the University library portal:

"One should definitely not use Sci-hub, if you catch my drift."

feedum_sneedson , vor einem Monat

I have no idea what any of you are talking about and it's great!

feedum_sneedson , vor 2 Monaten

If you give half a person a quarter of a thing, how much would you be giving a full person? That's right baby, half a thing. Don't sweat it.

feedum_sneedson , vor 2 Monaten (Bearbeitet vor 2 Monaten)

ITT, a bunch of people who know literally nothing about this subject offering explanations.

The character 零 ("líng") contains a semantic component (on the top) and a sound component (on the bottom), the semantic component is 雨, meaning rain, and the sound component is 令 "lìng".

The word initially referred to very light rain and so the character essentially means "the type of rain that sounds like lìng". For whatever reason the meaning drifted from very light rain towards "barely any" and then "nothing/zero".

The bottom/top usage is simple, the "zero" is the receiving hole and the "one" is the penetrating appendage, i.e. the submissive versus the dominant partner. That usage is definitely slang, though!

feedum_sneedson , vor 2 Monaten (Bearbeitet vor 2 Monaten)

It's literally "crysanthemum", but that makes it funnier that the other meaning is arsehole. Somebody obviously decided they look similar. Not specifically a male arsehole, mind.

干爆我的菊花

This does not literally mean "explode my crysanthemum flower".

feedum_sneedson , vor 2 Monaten

I did gloss over that, yes.

feedum_sneedson , vor 2 Monaten (Bearbeitet vor 2 Monaten)

The character used to refer to a type of tree sap, but shares the same pronounciation as 七. I'm guessing the reason it's considered offensive is because the top component implies ejaculation, but that's something I'd need to check!

feedum_sneedson , vor 2 Monaten

To not have or be without, more of a verb, somewhat literary.

feedum_sneedson , vor 2 Monaten

Oh man I loved Power Rangers!

feedum_sneedson , vor 2 Monaten

hilarious take

feedum_sneedson , vor 3 Monaten

Just following orders.

feedum_sneedson , vor 3 Monaten

It's an illness.

feedum_sneedson , vor 3 Monaten

I just don't find obese women attractive, a little 胖乎乎的婴儿肥 is one thing, but not a serious health condition.

feedum_sneedson , vor 3 Monaten

Okay, but let's stop the creeping cultural psychosis and acknowledge it as a massive health crisis that some people have a fetish for.

feedum_sneedson , vor 3 Monaten

Yeah, billionaires!