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dko

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Lapsed craftsperson
No spoons, only knives
Too-earnest chronic illness fuckup

Header image is a church sign that reads:
THOSE PREVENTING HISTORY
FROM BEING TAUGHT
INTEND TO REPEAT IT

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A smiling amorphous cartoon blob gleefully riding a bicycle.
It has swept back handlebars and the back tire is kicking up a modest cloud of dust.

if you suspect i'm flirting with you, please know that i unequivocally think you're cute, but am almost certainly being open and effusive rather than amorous.

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tbh I know a lot of you aren’t ready for the end of Man because you aren’t even ready to revert to the quality of life in the 1980’s. We’re talking European QoL here. No A/C.

Imma b real I’m Alt-F4ing when that happens I’m not sticking around to live like that.

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@SwiftOnSecurity
End of Man?
y'all ain't even ready for the Isle of Man

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stealing memes is a fake idea in the first place

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P.S. if you repost and write good alt text, the meme is yours forever

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/ fade in to someone cute writing a list of pros about their crush /

'gives good alt' is underlined and circled and has a little heart over it

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Still image. Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, a person wearing a houndstooth pattern graphic shirt, neck chain, thin goatee, carefully trimmed sideburns down to the jawline, and medium pompadour, standing in front of a mobile home and fence. Text reads: Albert Camels said the only way to deal with a fucked up world is to become sooo fucked up that your entire existence is acting like a felon
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    just now learning that the 'Lea' in Lea & Perrins, whose most famous work is Worcestershire Sauce

    • died of dyspepsia
    • was the mayor of Worcester
    Tumblr post from doctor-roman I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever replyfrom nyxwoven, screenshot from wikipedia i have great news "Lea was elected Mayor of Worcester in 1835. He served again from 1849 to 1850.[4] He served only three months in office.[citation needed] He died of acute dyspepsia (a fatal stomach disorder where the stomach cannot function properly) on 23 March 1874 at Stanfield House, Upper Wick, Worcestershire, and was buried in the family tomb at St Peter's, Powick. " reply from doctor-roman MR. LEA I AM SO FUCKING SORRY
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    Video. Kitty face superimposed in the classic Fallout dialog interface. A cathode ray tube with no bezel, four lit vacuum tubes, ribbon cables, transformer, and paper cone speaker are arrayed in a field-expedient / jury rigged way. The spoken words are displayed on screen "Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor? Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!"

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    Sill image. "Trade offer" meme. A person in a suit with steepled fingers, head superimposed with Advanced Riot Gear helmet, an insectine-looking dark bucket helmet melding into a full-face respirator that has glowing red aviator-shaped lenses. Behind this person is a vintage scifi looking robot with a broad smile across it's cathode ray tube face. Top Text: ⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️ i receive: hoover dam you receive: getting thrown off of hoover dam
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    Still image. Light seaspray-color background. Picture of an extremely conventional looking person with coifed medium length hair, wide smile that doesn't reach their eyes, slightly shaggy short beard and moustache. “Hi! I'm a white dude who likes to play Devil's Advocate, because other people's struggles are theoretical to me. It's fun to debate their right to equality. While we're here, I would like to centre my voice and perspectives about a cause that means nothing to me! I'm here to take up all the oxygen in the room and exhaust people who are trying to fight against injustice so that we maintain the status quo, which serves me. I have no interest in learning; your frustration is my ultimate goal! Let's engage!"
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    Still image. Three panel meme. The Terminator calling John Connor's home, impersonating their voice, speech bubble is a google search, 'cheese not sticking to pizza' John Connor's foster parent, played by Jenette Goldstein, holds a plastic cream colored phone, speech bubble is a reply, "mix in sauce: mixing cheese into the sauce helps add moisture to the cheese and dry out the sauce. [circled in red] You can also add about one eighth cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness. [circled in red] Let the pizza cool: The cheese will settle and bond" The Terminator hangs up and tells John Connor: "your foster parents are dead"
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    babe, are you OK? you barely touched your feetza

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    Still image. Cover of Mark Fisher's "Capitalist Realism: Is There No Alternative?". Michael Imperioli as Christopher Moltisanti and Tony Sirico as Paulie Gualtieri in the foreground in a scene from The Pine Barrens episode of The Sopranos (1999). One character shrugs, trying to keep warm, while another has their hand to their ear, holding a cellular telephone. Bottom text reads: Ay, Tone, we're trapped in a pervasive fuckin atmosphere that acts like some kinda fuckin invisible barrier constraining thought and action
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    The X-Files - S02E23 - Soft Light.mkv

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    logging on

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    legalize public transit

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    Still image. One panel watercolor or marker comic, originally by Will Laren of Slurricane fame, "The Ol' Spicy Keychain". It's been edited to make it about the demon core. Person in a button up shirt and jacket, hand smoking, red hot screwdriver falling, person yawping in pain, brow sweaty, in front of a pedestal with a glowing blue orb. Text reads: AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! THE CORE! THE CORE IS BLUE HOT! SCREWDRIVER YOU RAT! YOU WEREN'T STABILIZING THE BERYLLIUM SPHERE, YOU SLIPPED AND GAVE ME THE OL' SPICY BALL! HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN SCIENTIST, SLOTIN, THE SPICY BALL!?!
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    Selma and Troy didn't have to break up

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    Still image. Screenshot from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) illustrating conditional motivation. Eddie Valiant, a detective in shirtsleeves, hat, slacks, loosened tie, and suspenders, saws away at a pair of handcuffs. Roger, a cartoon rabbit, helpfully slips out of the cuffs to steady the box they're using as a workstand. Eddie: You mean you could've done it at any time?! Roger (labeled ADHD): Not at any time, only when it was INTERESTING or URGENT
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    if you need this today,
    please look at it twice,
    i promise you're doing the best you can
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    Video clip from The Simpsons. Principal Skinner asking "Am I so out of touch?" as Hall & Oates - Out of Touch plays over a background of Skinner and Armin Tamzarian scenes. Wheelie-ing a shafty down the streets of Capital City, dancing with magnetic shoes, climbing a sheer cliff face like some non-giving-up-school-guy, yawning after a luncheon, and dancing in the cafeteria of Springfield Elementary.

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    Video clip. A medium-bedraggled stove and range with speakers instead of burners. An off-screen hand twists the knobs as the speakers vibrate more and more strongly. The stove door is eventually opened to show a subwoofer at full excursion. 'Gucci Mane - Cocaine Is My Girlfriend' is playing.

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    Still image. Three panels, hands rolling together cacodemons from Doom, red, monstrous, cyclopean meatballs, smiling ear to ear, mouth full of razor sharp tusks and teeth, two enormous horns surrounded by four smaller ones on their heads. Second panel shows cacodemons being fried in a pan in various stages of distress. Third panel shows a plate full of pain elementals, which look like browned cacodemons, served with a light garnish.
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    Still image. Screenshot of two social media posts. bumblebeebats 1h ago Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg. bumblebeebats 1h ago i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30
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    Still image. White marble statue on a background of a moon-lit sky, river, tree, and hill scene. Colors fade from purple to orange to blue and back, a laser and/or lightning bolt is shooting through the statue's forehead as an eagle passes in front of the full moon. Top left text: No man ever posts the same meme twice, for it's not the same mem and he's not the same man. Heraclitus
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