Mango

@Mango@lemmy.world

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Mango ,

Also, context for the original image? I gotta know what's driving this guy to comic levels of facial distortion.

Mango ,

I guess that's why his mouth has reach such a circumference. I know a thing or two about reaming and it ain't fast. It takes practice.

Mango ,

Racist.

You also clearly have very limited experience with Scooby Doo. There's lots of real monsters and ghosts in the series.

Mango ,

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Mango ,

They really don't even overlap.

Mango ,

Forgotten to the 'it's not as good'.

Mango ,

I got you.

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Mango ,

You could have just described pal world minus the pixel art.

Mango ,

Is it bad if I tend to do this except to everyone because I don't generally expect people to know the same specific stuff as me?

Mango ,

Probably the crowd that uses the term 'mansplain'.

Mango ,

Oh yeah definitely. With that second one, is be requesting explanation for myself!

It's really just that when I start to say anything about anything I'm interested in, I get a "why do you think I know anything about that?" a lot, so I shifted gears to the opposite early in life. I go explaining all the things involved with what I'm talking about before I get to the point and people think I'm tangential.

Mango ,

I don't think I need any help having sex.

Mango ,

I came back to counterstrike with CS2 and couldn't figure out for a few round why everything felt so wrong until I realized my flipping crosshair was moving! Disabled that and started murdering folk.

Mango ,

First thought I had as well! Gimme dat liger zero!

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Mango ,

Wait. Take the nose off the hat. It's her eyes!

Mango ,

Society doesn't let you climb ranks until they have blackmail on you. Pick your poison.

Mango ,

That's a good choice. It's just fucked up that others are making the bad choice.

Mango ,

There shouldn't even be word processor documents between companies. PDF is the file type for maintaining consistency of page formatting!

Mango ,

But why didn't the number of wishes decrement?

Mango ,

That's not really much of a joke. It pretty well invalidates the core concept.

Mango ,

I agree with the sentiment, but it's not really funny.

Mango ,

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Mango ,

✋😏

Mango ,

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Mango ,

This sounds like excellent advice! I'll try it!

Mango ,

I didn't spend 20 minutes setting up Arch.

I use Arch btw.

Mango ,

🤣💀

Mango ,

You'd think the disease couldn't handle these conditions.

Mango ,

No, I'll just pay the extra cost.

Mango ,

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Mango ,

They say most of Japan is super racist, but it's racist in a flattering way!

Mango ,

Japan is not the Philippines. You mad that you can't get cheap foreign pussy?

Mango ,

Bro I ain't even mad. 🤣

Mango ,

Keeping girls is shitty economic positions and open to out of country pervs with money is wrong. Go die in a fire.

Mango ,

So?

Mango ,

People of the same economic conditions.

Mango ,

Do you know that women handle the finances in Japanese households?

Mango ,

I heard different. Any Japanese people in here wanna add?

Mango ,

That should be illegal. If not illegal, then worthy of a random thug stabbing.

Mango ,

I think I'll just go find Nancy Kerrigan.

Mango ,

Egg. Next question.

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Mango ,

I don't know.

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Don't

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Mango ,

Is this a Matrix thing?

Mango ,

That all seems very specific and doesn't involve robots. 😔

Mango ,

I can't seem to find thigh highs. Only knee socks. 😔

Mango ,

This meme is about me.

Mango ,

Too soon.

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