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EchoesInMay , vor 2 Monaten

sudo !!

mlg , vor 2 Monaten

Imagine having to run two commands to upgrade your packages

NickwithaC , vor 2 Monaten

sudo apt update && apt upgrade

Still one line!

dev_ashish , vor 2 Monaten

Well he said two commands, not lines :)

kaputter_Aimbot , vor 2 Monaten

I like

sudo nala upgrade -y

Works well :-D

Peter_Arbeitslos , vor 2 Monaten

pacman -S?

IsoSpandy , vor 2 Monaten

sudo pacman -Syu --noconfirm

boonhet , vor 2 Monaten

Emerge -avUDN @world

You now hack all the governments at once!

(I didn't check the capitalization of the flags)

Churbleyimyam , vor 2 Monaten

I'm actually thinking of pranking my girlfriend some time by editing her bash aliases so that:

alias update='sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y && hollywood'

terminhell , vor 2 Monaten

It'll look the same to normies lol

FellowHuman , vor 2 Monaten

Btw: pacman -Syyu

minamoog , vor 2 Monaten

emerge -uDNav @world :)

PiratePanPan , vor 2 Monaten

Most accurate. Gentoo users all still live in their parent's basements

olutukko , vor 2 Monaten

dnf update

TheChargedCreeper864 , vor 2 Monaten

zypper dup

Telodzrum , vor 2 Monaten

paru

bitwaba , vor 2 Monaten

yay

redbr64 , vor 2 Monaten

sudo apt install hollywood

WeLoveCastingSpellz , vor 2 Monaten

jokes on you, I made my dad switch to linux and he loves it

ordellrb , vor 2 Monaten

My dad wanted chromeos for some Reason. Better then before i guess.

InevitableWaffles , vor 2 Monaten

Without the capitalization, I read ChromeOS as Chromeos and that made me think its the new hottest breakfast cereal.

0x2d , vor 2 Monaten

what distro does he use?

SaltyIceteaMaker , vor 2 Monaten

Pipe that stuff into lolcat and you are hacking the government in gay :3

captain_aggravated , vor 2 Monaten

So I just learned this mere seconds ago messing around in the terminal because of this thread. You know toilet the big text program in the terminal that does kind of ascii art text? A major difference between it and figletis it can do colors, and there are two color presets guaranteed to be available. Try toilet "hello there" --gay

aliteral , vor 2 Monaten

Aside from neat tricks, I have never ever used it for something productive... But they are still great commands to have fun!!

SaltyIceteaMaker , vor 2 Monaten

Neat. But lolcat has a better gradient

Drinvictus , vor 2 Monaten

Reminds me of one time I was running an update at work and a coworker came up and asked are you coding because I have an app idea.

I said all I typed up was "yay"

nexussapphire , vor 2 Monaten

Mine is paru!

cmgvd3lw , vor 2 Monaten

circular dependency detected

shikitohno , vor 2 Monaten

I once had someone at school declare, "Oh shit, you're hacking stuff!". I forget exactly what I was doing at the moment, but I either had a Latex doc open in vim, or I had ncmpcpp open. Not nearly as exciting as whatever he was imagining.

redbr64 , vor 2 Monaten

Did you then tell them "I use arch btw" and then get a confused question about architecture?

Drinvictus , vor 2 Monaten

I had to because I had a sticker

RGB3x3 , vor 2 Monaten

"It's pronounced Ark, short for Architecture. It's French."

"Fuck off, Kyle."

kirbowo808 , vor 2 Monaten

hacks government

Heheheheheh >:3

Aurenkin , vor 2 Monaten

Are ya patching, son?

flambonkscious , vor 2 Monaten

Now that o can get behind - keep up, dad!

jaybone , vor 2 Monaten

This is the kind of dad that will backtrace you.

TheBat , vor 2 Monaten

Consequences will never be the same

aliteral , vor 2 Monaten

I understood that reference!

lavaryx , vor 2 Monaten

thanks for the reminder

nossaquesapao , vor 2 Monaten

a reminder to hack the government?

bobs_monkey , vor 2 Monaten

HACK THE PLANET!!

Empricorn , vor 2 Monaten

Just don't hack too much time...

PhlubbaDubba , vor 2 Monaten

I genuinely wonder how many government systems are vulnerable to being broken by someone issuing a command to update to the latest software version

possiblylinux127 , vor 2 Monaten

Not as many now that governments have opened there eyes to cyber warfare

aliteral , vor 2 Monaten

So we just need to infiltrate the governments and do the Kerrigan compiler thingy?

pewpew , vor 2 Monaten

apt: could not get lock: permission denied

wreckedcarzz , vor 2 Monaten

deletes some lock file and it works again

FBI OPEN UP

jaybone , vor 2 Monaten

Plot twist: the FBI is the daemon that has the lock.