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beefbot , an Memes in Don't be a dick leave old people alone.

Reminder to check in on your parents & warn them of the latest scams - your voice, cloned, claiming you’re in some emergency desperation need of lots and lots of money. They’ll fall for it. Discuss a plan with them BEFORE this happens!

Ok social do-gooder rant over 🤷‍♂️

secret300 ,

Check on your kids, nieces, and nephews too. Apparently gen z and alpha are just as guilty if not more.

https://spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/news/2023/10/20/study--gen-z-more-frequently-falls-victim-to-cyber-scams

RegalPotoo , an Memes in Don't be a dick leave old people alone.
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Fun fact, a significant proportion of the people doing these scams are victims of human trafficking who are being forced into it with threats of violence

fox2263 ,

Ah yes. Fun

TheBat ,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLPpl2ISKTg

Birdman covered that in his show.

efstajas , an Memes in Don't be a dick leave old people alone.

Some fake Telekom workers showed up at my grandma's place in person recently, wearing uniforms and all, saying they need to "perform maintenance on the TV connection". Luckily, grandma's still super sharp, recognized that something was off, and just shouted "Peter, the TV people are here" into her flat, even though she was alone and Peter had died decades ago. They made some excuses and left immediately when they thought they were no longer just prying on a single brittle old lady.

Super proud of her, but also so scary to think that a bunch of asshole scammers were so close to just walking around in her flat.

Jiggle_Physics ,

Ha, something similar happened to my grandmother, though they claimed to need to read her meters. My grandmother is in her 90s and has a lead a hard as fuck life, she takes zero shit. So she immediately thought it was odd that they didn't say which utility meter they needed to look at, nor did their uniforms have anything more than vague identifiers on it. So she said oh? which meter? What utility? She said they stammered a bit but said water, and she said, ok, the water meter is right there, pointing to the meter in the back of her car-port. Then they tried to come up with some BS about how they need to get the "other" meter readings at her water-heater. She knows that isn't a thing. So she said there isn't such a thing, you need to leave. They immediately started to argue and she said "I have no qualms shooting two men trying to rob me". They left, they were yelling they would tell the police, their utilities company, the department of public works, etc. She said she needed to take her heart medication right afterword, but was otherwise fine. Well guess what? Nothing came of it. Thing is, she keeps a small gauge shot-gun next to the door and would have, indeed, shot them if they tried to get inside.

MrGerrit , an Memes in Don't be a dick leave old people alone.

If you want to laugh and see scammers wasting their time and losing their mind, make sure to checkout Kitboga on YouTube, twitch and podcast!

https://youtube.com/@kitbogashow
https://www.twitch.tv/kitboga
https://podcast.kitbogashow.com/

Sample of what you can expect: https://youtube.com/shorts/ceKa7kTOaYw

qjkxbmwvz , an Memes in Don't be a dick leave old people alone.

I just say my name is Bigus Dickus whenever they call me. They usually hang up or insult me.

For the "car's extended warranty" I just tell them it's a 1969 Wayne Industries Batmobile. They usually just say they don't provide coverage for that car and hang up.

reversebananimals ,

I jokingly said "1999 Honda Fit" so many times that now they call me asking about that fictional car.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Thank goodness you called. My 2002 Kia Dia-reeha warranty is just about to expire.

HootinNHollerin ,

Double D DeLorean

TheBat ,
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Tell them your car is Mader Chod. Or Ben Chod.

saltesc , an Memes in Don't be a dick leave old people alone.

It's gonna happen to you and your grandkids are gonna be wondering how you managed to get scammed by such obvious AI mimicking government identities with it's own complex ecosystem running milliseconds behind reality.

OttoVonNoob OP ,

My family member who I often lock horns over politics was almost scammed. Everyone eas giving him a hard time and he was anxious about me giving him shit. I told him, it wasn't his fault someone tried to steal from you. Theyre in the wrong, not you. He was very taken back and grateful. It can happen to anyone those Cock Dinosaurs try to induce fight or flight.

shneancy ,

despite being tech savvy and knowledgeable about various scamming methods I once nearly fell for an obvious scam.

I was expecting a package and when I woke up in the morning I saw on my phone that there was a delivery attempt. Clicked the link to redirect/retry delivery and only when it asked me for my banking details it hit me- what the hell was the postman doing at 5am trying to deliver packages?

anybody can get scammed, hell, the famous "i troll scammers" youtube guy once fell for a scam and nearly lost his youtube account! Getting cocky is the worst you can do

aeki ,
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I like that Cory Doctorow is pretty open about having been scammed despite being quite well informed, because it really can happen to anyone. It just takes the right convergence of factors.

https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/05/cyber-dunning-kruger/

anytimesoon , an Memes in New power couple

Who's he?

Elaine ,

Pete Davidson

anytimesoon ,

Thank you for the name, but I don't know who he is so I don't understand the joke

OttoVonNoob OP ,

Kim Kardashian, randomly dated him after Kanye.

CluckN ,

A misty memory?

pewgar_seemsimandroid , an linuxmemes in Windows 10 EOL PSA

*mint

TheControlled , an Memes in When my brother and I play Battleship

Is that a real quote, because that's pretty rich claiming "cheating" in war.

OttoVonNoob OP ,

Real quote

Spitzspot , an Memes in New power couple
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He could do better.

ThrowawaySobriquet , an Memes in New power couple

An evocative image that truly captures a genuine facet universal to the gem of human experience, for in the gulf between every one of us lies some kind of weird ghost thing fuckin up the steez

Flummoxed ,

Cannae up vote this post, but this is just too Dada to pass up

This entire timeline is absurd.

Taleya ,

We all think we're in the worst timeline, but have you considered we're in the funniest? From an outside perspective

Flummoxed ,

Oh no, I can totally see how insanely funny all this would be from an outside perspective. But I can certainly think of funnier timelines. What if atomic bombs were just huge pies we hit other nations with? Or, or there were clown cars that could fit an entire army in them? Wait, that's actually not funny. Um... What about everyone wearing their underwear on the outside?

cerement , an Memes in New power couple
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find someone who smiles at you the way Melania smiles at anyone other than Trump …

agressivelyPassive ,

... barely because they contain enough botox to wipe out a small nation?

Ghostalmedia ,
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ininewcrow , an Memes in Atleast it comes with a Allen Key...
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It arrives with one critical screw missing making the whole thing unusable.

rockerface ,
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Eh, we're used to making do with suboptimal resources. We don't enjoy it, but we make it work

boogetyboo , an Memes in Atleast it comes with a Allen Key...

I'm unnaturally good at flat pack furniture assembly. And I know how pathetic a brag that is, given it's a set of instructions and equipment. But everyone I know complains about it. I genuinely like it.

I set out all the materials and count them against the inventory to make sure they're all there. Then I follow the instructions.

Whenever I've helped someone else do it, they start trying to figure out what attaches to what in the abstract, they tear open bags of bolts as they go and grab the one that looks right only to realise later that it's 2mm shorter than the one they're meant to use.

I don't get it. It's a recipe with all the ingredients provided. Prep the ingredients, cook following instructions.

My partner, who falls into the category of just trying to guess things, is pretty much banned from assisting me until there's a bit where another human is necessary. But even then I'll make do using leverage from furniture if I can.

And that's my super long comment about how I'm good at something that's remarkably easy, because it's designed to be easy, but everyone wants to make it hard and then fight about it.

Also, here's a great song with a relevant clip:

https://youtu.be/Yak7M9gifps?si=vjTRplkB3kP9Sz0d

DeaDvey ,

Same, years of LEGO practice comes in handy it seems.

Aeri ,
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I have a slightly different angle, I just arrange the parts and start following directions.

Ideally A-Z if they're labeled that way, I also bring my little screwdriver. (It's this kind, not a full on drill) as well as a drill bit and small utility screws.

I am assembling this furniture, it doesn't get to negotiate.

RandomStickman ,
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I've been lucky and never med anyone IRL that has trouble with it. I thought having problems with it was just a meme for the longest time

Reverendender ,
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I thought the same thing about people telling me they 'forgot to click send.' I thought it was just bullshit people say, but apparently there are people who actually do this.

psmgx , an Memes in Atleast it comes with a Allen Key...

How many Ukranian marriages will be destroyed while assembling that?

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