integerpoet , vor 2 Tagen

@arstechnica I’m afraid if I read this article I will discover Rule 34 has claimed another victim.

KellicTiger , vor 2 Tagen

@arstechnica yeah I'm exceedingly careful when I'm about to sneeze. My sneezes generate a category 5 hurricane. 🤣 Which basically means I stop what I'm doing brace myself. There have been times where I've pulled a muscle sneezing and popped capillaries. The one thing you do not want to do though is sneeze while taking a dump at the same time. Dear God that hurts.

garretble , vor 2 Tagen

@arstechnica

I feel like I don’t need this information in my life.

sulrich , vor 3 Tagen

@arstechnica as if i needed something new to fret about.

macberg , vor 3 Tagen

@arstechnica Not to mention the untold number of heart attacks every year caused by mfers who scream-sneeze.

graemewinter , vor 3 Tagen

@arstechnica ... to a Florida man earlier this month.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS FLORIDA?? 🤣

thomas_klopf , vor 3 Tagen

@arstechnica ah yes, the dreaded SNART