foone , Englisch
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Idea: a USB-controlled gun, but the USB protocol implementation is the most cursed part.
Any ideas? I have a better one, but I'll start with that it's a USB printer class. Every time you tell it to print a page, it fires

18+ emily ,
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@foone but first, it prints onto a bit of heatshrink and puts it around the bullet

suchipi ,
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@foone a printer that doesn't need weird proprietary drivers? that is cursed

Mareepy ,
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@foone russian roulette with a usb-c plug that fires or doesn't based on the orientation of the plug

dec_hl ,
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@foone I thought virtual COM ports are more cursed than USB printers because there isn't a standard for it?
Am I wrong?

Also: to make it fire you should have to use postscript 🤣

whitequark ,
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@foone web camera (the cursed part is that someone would actually deploy this)

foone OP ,
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@whitequark there was that thing where some US states have specifically banned "hunting-over-Webcam" because someone theorized Internet Hunting where you watch a Webcam and you have a button to shoot at the deer, remotely. It was never built, but it's now illegal in some states

foone OP ,
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@whitequark also hi, I was thinking of you when I made this post. I was like "this is some whitequark-esque cursed shit"

darkling ,
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@foone It uses a mini-USB connector.

darkling ,
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@foone PC LOAD 9MM

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