foone , Englisch
@foone@digipres.club avatar

guys I know you want to show off how stretchable your product is but could you please, please, not do it like this?

apzpins ,
@apzpins@mstdn.games avatar

@foone This has a rather strong Bob G vibe to it.

mattkenworthy ,
@mattkenworthy@mastodon.social avatar

@foone I winced involuntarily

psa ,
@psa@masto.ai avatar

@foone Yeah, using inches is just abominable. They should use millimeters like the rest of the civilized world.

michaelcoyote ,
@michaelcoyote@mastodon.social avatar

@foone

I refuse to kinkshame the discount smartphone cover company.

On the other hand I'm probably not going to put a cover on my phone without a really good wash now.

VickForcella ,
@VickForcella@mastodon.derg.nz avatar

@foone Who is the perv here. You or me for understanding the reference?

WhyNotZoidberg ,
@WhyNotZoidberg@topspicy.social avatar

@foone Too old for this, I'm not getting it.

daemionfox ,
@daemionfox@redwombat.social avatar

@foone Summoning @snipe because she knows what she did

ElBeeToots ,
@ElBeeToots@mastodon.social avatar

@foone Nah... The comparison is a bit of a stretch.

eltonfc ,
@eltonfc@bertha.social avatar

@foone its missing the ring

cthululemon ,
@cthululemon@social.cthululemon.com avatar

@foone
I do not like the twists in the loops I do not like the twists in the loops I do not like the twists in the loops

Illuminatus ,
@Illuminatus@mstdn.social avatar

@foone It is not the sign without the ring.

Ronflaix ,
@Ronflaix@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@foone visual pattern matching is a hell of a subconscious drug, isn't it

ratel ,
@ratel@mastodon.social avatar

@foone someone explain me 😭 I don't get this one

ChrisWere ,
@ChrisWere@toot.wales avatar

@foone OMG I'm getting flashbacks to the London Olympics 2012 'alternative' logo.

xinit ,
@xinit@mastodon.coffee avatar

@foone That is the of phone holders.

jackemled ,
@jackemled@furry.engineer avatar

@foone goatse :neocat_scream_scared:

oblomov ,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@foone at this point I have to ask: do the new generations even know about goatse?

berniethewordsmith ,
@berniethewordsmith@masto.es avatar

@foone Internet broke us forever

nlupo ,
@nlupo@xno.social avatar

@foone the internet have runed me.

glyph ,
@glyph@mastodon.social avatar

@foone some days I really think I would let Elon Musk put a microchip in my brain if it could guarantee that I'd no longer get this joke

_L1vY_ ,
@_L1vY_@mstdn.social avatar

@foone Oh I have goat to se how they get out of this one

squishymage42 ,
@squishymage42@dice.camp avatar

@foone What is it? Personally, I think it's a goat, see?

Pajamajapes ,
@Pajamajapes@aethy.com avatar

@foone no, should always be done like this. It's the new standard.

particlesbbs ,
@particlesbbs@mastodon.social avatar

@foone Definitely not seeing goatse.. I mean.. what?

raven667 ,
@raven667@hachyderm.io avatar

@foone it got you to share 😜

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