foone , Englisch
@foone@digipres.club avatar

NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS BLUETOOTH!

mkarliner ,
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@foone

Be careful not to get RF burns...

FiStitchWitch ,
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@foone pffft, boobies need bluetooth 😳😋

addressforbots ,
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@foone like maybe something like a heart rate monitor if it's a sports bra or something but if you doing that a cheap fitness tracker that you wear on your wrist would probably be more practical

Kay ,
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@foone Honestly, for people who don't wear a bras / brassiere there are bras with underwires sewn into the cup to support breasts, and there are bras without the underwires, especially for generously endowed people who pind the wires poke into them.

Signed, a bras user who prefers wireless to underwired.

sapphicselene ,
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@foone My bras are wireless as in wireless telegraphing lol

foone OP ,
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@sapphicselene there's some joke here about morse code but I'm not sure exactly how it works or if it'd be too rude

sapphicselene ,
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@foone I hoped to get -.-. or at least -... -.-. ..- .--. ... , but alas, after -.... years of .... .-. - I only got .- lol

rightardia ,
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@foone

What about wi-fi?

Cassandra ,
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@foone Siri, waggle my boobs.

TomDB ,
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@foone Offline boobs when battery is dead? 😂

kami_kadse ,
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@foone

remember IrDA?

asdflushy ,
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@foone why not

econads ,
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@foone @TheBreadmonkey
This has to be a spoof. Or was that a whoosh I heard passing me by?

TheBreadmonkey ,
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@econads @foone

Noone knows anymore

econads ,
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@TheBreadmonkey @foone
I mean these days it's not outside the realms of possibility there might be a bra with an app.

foone OP ,
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@econads @TheBreadmonkey I tried to search and see if I could find one and all I found was an app where you take topless pics and it tries to calculate your bra size with AI.

So, you know, if you want your tits stuffed in an LLM, now you can!

TheBreadmonkey ,
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@foone @econads

Lol. Sounds like the app was designed by a 14 year old.

julianlawson ,
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@foone @econads @TheBreadmonkey hairy-chested men should upload their moobs and poison the model.

econads ,
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@foone @TheBreadmonkey
No one owns tape measures any more? Get off my lawn!

MichaelPorter ,
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@foone @econads @TheBreadmonkey Data collected by developer: Heh. Heh heh.

theogrin ,
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@foone @econads @TheBreadmonkey

Excuse me..

One tried to give me a bra cup of F with a 56 inch band size, and the other gave me a piece of unbuttered toast made partially of pork rind.

tsuru ,
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@foone 🤣

dougs ,
@dougs@nd2.uk avatar

@foone They're wireless in order to enable support.

blabberlicious ,
@blabberlicious@toot.community avatar

@foone
My wife refuses to give me the password. 😔

theogrin ,
@theogrin@chaosfem.tw avatar

@foone

Why assume Bluetooth? They might be 802.11a-cups.

geekylou ,
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@theogrin @foone or Zigbee.

foone OP ,
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theogrin ,
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@foone @geekylou

The perfect way to ensure your dress keeps all the right lines?

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