TechConnectify , Englisch
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Scene: a facilities manager, having just ordered bathroom supplies, is out to lunch.

"Do you think the menu's this huge at the urinal cake factory?"

keithduthie ,
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@TechConnectify If he's wondering about that, he's definitely out to lunch.

hoco ,
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@TechConnectify if you jump into the middle of a giant cake, yer in all cake.

TechConnectify OP ,
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I realize the target audience for this joke is a subsection of a subsection of a subsection of a subsection of the population but urinal cake factory popped in my head and it had to get out one way or another

autolycos ,
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@TechConnectify subliminal layer cake

danblondell ,
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@TechConnectify
You’re right, most people won’t give one piss about this joke.

csstrowbridge ,
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@TechConnectify

I think I have some bad news for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeKK7O6zNsI

covercash ,
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@TechConnectify Mitch Hedberg-esque: “My wife and I are having a baby. For the gender reveal party we got a urinal cake.”

bootlessbuck ,
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@TechConnectify You could call it the urinal of jokes.

(I feel the need to clarify that I mean this positively, as the urinal is a subsection(subsection(subsection)) solution to bathroom festivities.

hopeward ,
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@TechConnectify Just here imagining the names of the different ‘flavors’ on THAT menu!

beeoproblem ,
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@TechConnectify but is the subsubsubsection as small as the demographic of Dietz nuts?

tevruden ,
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@TechConnectify i mean... that's gotta exist, logically.

Urinal cakes don't grow on trees.

wotsac ,
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@TechConnectify that's a grower not a shower

HardlyWorgen ,
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@TechConnectify There's an idea. If you have a friend that happens to be a facilities manager or a plumber, you should commission a birthday cake shaped like a urinal. Use yellow candles.

tiberiustribun ,
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@TechConnectify don't eat the yellow frosting

autolycos ,
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@TechConnectify now this sounds like the New Jersey factory version of flavoropolis

18+ sudo_whoami ,
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@TechConnectify Is there a significant (functional) difference between a catalog and a menu?

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