basically I want to be able to charge my phone from my laptop.
but my laptop's USB ports give so little juice that it basically never can charge my phone
neither of which realistically can push any power. this ethernet doesn't even have PoE support (although it SHOULD), and the expresscard probably is like PCMCIA, where it barely has any power
@foone how many USB ports and do they have independent power output
there was a device made for a little while by a few different makers that would pool power from across multiple USB ports to provide for higher-power devices.
this is not a good idea, but it is arguably an idea.