@cstross This reminds me of the story about Prince calling one of him team members in the middle of the night and saying there was a voice coming from the wall. The team member went to check on him and they ended up finding a woman who had managed to crawl between the walls in the hotel and was reading bible verses in hopes of converting Prince.
@rogerriddle@cstross wasn't he... checks wikipedia Yeah he was raised Christian and stayed one. You were trying to convert someone to the religion he already was!