True work stories ( i.imgur.com )

Marduk73 , vor einem Monat

Naw new engineer, im like thank god heres a new lightning rod.

treadful , vor einem Monat

Engineers are often the most territorial bastards I've met.

It's noticeably nice when working in a team of well adjusted folks that can work together.

Paradachshund , vor einem Monat

I'm a designer and there's some truth to this. Sometimes it's a great new partnership, but sometimes it's too many cooks in the kitchen if there's no clear vision holder.

Midnight1938 , vor einem Monat

Source of the meme images?

RmDebArc_5 , vor einem Monat

The lower one is from one of the newer planet of apes movies

stephen01king , vor einem Monat

It seems the top one is from a Filipino movie called "My Ex and Whys".

1984 , vor einem Monat

I actually say no to hiring more devs because it takes like a year to get someone up to speed, with lots of effort and time invested from the team.

I'm not a manager, I'm one of the devs. Don't want more people because of the burden of training them.

funkless_eck , vor einem Monat

training how to do a job is all there is my dude. Even if you founded the company, worked on the code base daily for 15 years, things get updated, practices change, tools evolve, new security vectors emerge.

Saganaki , vor einem Monat

Code monkey like Fritos….

blackluster117 , vor einem Monat

Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew

midnight_puker , vor einem Monat

Code monkey very simple man

XTL , vor einem Monat

With big warm fuzzy secret heart

altima_neo , vor einem Monat

Code monkey like you