corsicanguppy ,

per serve

"No child left behind" meets the corporate world.

Sam_Bass ,

Your shit is now company property
You should return it at the earliest opportunity

Rayspekt ,

They enshittified shit smh

cordlesslamp ,

Always choose the alternative FOSS (Free Open-Sauce Shit) option.

recarsion ,

Fun fact, "fos" means "liquid shit" in Hungarian, applies literally in this case

PlantPowerPhysicist ,

Live like Gentoo, cook everything from scratch

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

It's aur, with gentoo you'll need to farm first

Bishma , (Bearbeitet )
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

What you're going to want to do is chase that with some Cured Pork and Beef and Rice and Soy Protein Product.

Treczoks ,

A Cheese and Chilli spread with 10% carbs, most of which will probably sugar...

jinarched ,
@jinarched@lemm.ee avatar

Your stomach is now bloated.

crispy_kilt ,

You should not eat this.

Hadriscus ,

It's okay just reverse-engineer it and release it under GPL

Twelve20two ,
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Company's gonna need that back, sorry.

Thcdenton ,
xia ,

Doctor: You must be allergic, what did you eat?

Me: It's proprietary.

bobc7 ,
@bobc7@lemmy.world avatar

You just installed a backdoor in your system

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