Ngl this is pretty punny. ( sh.itjust.works )

RegalPotoo , vor 5 Tagen

So I pull out my keyboard

And I pull out my Glock

And I dismount your girl

And I mount slash proc

Cos I've got your PID

And the bottom line

Is you best not front

Or its kill dash nine

lseif , vor 5 Tagen

rage against the virtual machine

deathmetal27 , vor 5 Tagen

The installation explodes, shattering on boot.

Either backup like de la O or get the fuck off the console.

With the Shellshock, sure to make root access drop.

Unplug the router yo, you're not a senior sysop.

Norgur , vor 5 Tagen

You know how Linux killed the chef?

With a fork bomb

Hobbes_Dent , vor 5 Tagen

System of a Down

shotgun_crab , vor 5 Tagen

Software version 7.0

loaExMachina , vor 5 Tagen

Looking at life through the eyes of gitlab or hub

CrypticCoffee , vor 5 Tagen

Unique seeeeeds, determin-istic activityyyy....

lseif , vor 5 Tagen

system of a d

systemd of a own